Klance/Shidge
One of Katie's favorite pastimes was hacking into Galran ships. However, after the hack was not the best.
Especially when you had to occationally slow down or completely stop to wait for your fat, sunshine of a teammate to catch up.
"You need to fucking get in shape or I'm never taking you on my hacking adventures ever again!" Katie snapped as she came to a complete halt.
Hunk whined, trying to push himself faster. "I'm sorry! I'm fat because my mom's cooking is the best and there was never a moment that went by that she wasn't making something! I don't want to lose those memories!"
"All you'll be losing is dead weight!" She hissed and grabbed his wrist to force him to turn. "Now we have to take a detour!"
"A long detour?"
"Longer than it should be!"
"Aw, man!"
Katie pulled up a little screen from her wrist, then skidded around a corner. Hunk whimpered as he followed. "We'll go this way! Has fewer sentries!"
Hunk huffed and panted. "What about... The live ones?"
She shrugged, slipping slightly as she turned another corner. "Dunno. A few."
The yellow paladin whined, Katie groaning as she slowed down again. "Fuckin'-! Hunk, you and I are running laps when we get back!"
Hunk went to protest, but then the other paladins began to laugh. "Guys!" Hunk yelped.
"Sorry, buddy!" Lance snorted. "If it makes you feel better, I'll run a lap or two with you."
"Same." Keith piped in.
Shiro chuckled. "Alright, stop picking on Hunk. Pidge, how long until you're out?"
Katie huffed, looking down at the screen. "Five minutes, at least. Wait, wait, wait!"
She held up her hand and halted. Hunk sucked in large breaths and hunched over, hands on his knees.
"What is it?" Shiro asked over the comm as she glanced at their surroundings.
"I... Thought I heard something..." Katie muttered, then slipped off her helmet.
"What... are... you... doing?" Hunk panted, but took her helmet as she held it out to him.
The Green paladin felt and pushed on the walls, pressing her ear to listen for a hollow spot.
"How do you know it's in the walls? Pidge!?" Hunk hissed under his breath, then gasped as there was a pop.
Katie grinned, then pushed the wall.
A door hissed as it went back, then slid within the wall. Katie smirked at Hunk, then trotted inside.
"Pidge, Pidge, no!" He yelped. "I'll just stay out here. Keep watch. It's cool. Not as if we're on a Galra ship in the middle of a battle or something-"
A high pitched squeal came from within the room, making Hunk jump. "HOLY QUIZNAK!" She shrieked and Hunk wasn't sure if he should rush in. "It's mine! I found it! Finders keepers!"
"Pidge, what?" The yellow paladin slowly made his way closer to the opening in the wall, then halted as his teammate dashed out.
"It's mine, you can't tell me I can't have it because I found it and you didn't, so suck my dick!"
