Klance
So I had an idea...
Wild Cat AU
They're all fucking cats kind of
Shapeshifting cats
Anyway, as you can see in my pic
(I drew that shit)
I didn't do hunk and I gave up on Keith
Shiro = Lion
Lance = Bengal Tiger
Hunk = Jaguar
Keith = Cheetah
Pidge = The Rust-Spotted Cat
Enjoy my shit, sweeties.
They fuckin again
(I must just be in the mood for this)
The lithe, Bengal Tiger purred, stretched out on his back as he soaked up the sun.
"What are you doing?"
"Relaxing. You should try it some time." He mused, reaching above his head. "The sun feels good today, Keith."
Keith huffed, sitting beside the tiger. "The sun feels like a fucking lazer, Lance."
Lance snickered, tail flicking back and forth. "Dude, your kind originates in fucking Africa."
"That's dry heat. Not humid heat."
"Mm, that's true." Lance rolled to lay on his stomach and lifted his head. "You need to eat more."
"My body is naturally thin. Have you not seen normal cheetahs?"
The tiger purred. "I have. I'm just teasing you, mullet."
Keith rolled his eyes, then looked up as he heard a groan.
"Will you two be quiet? I'm trying to sleep!" The jaguar groused, legs dangling from the branch he lay across. A tiny head poked out from the branch above him, ears perked. "You two are so loud."
The smaller feline leapt off her branch and onto the jaguar's back. "Yeah, you two are loud. Annoyingly so. Just fuck and get rid of all that sexual tension."
Keith bristled, embarrassed, but Lance jumped to his feet, tail curled. "Same goes for you and Shiro, Pidge!"
The smaller feline hissed and swatted playfully down at him. "Come and get me, bitch, then say it to my face!"
"I will!"
"Hoe, you can't climb trees when you're in this form!"
"And you can't fly out of a tree, midget." Lance taunted, lifting himself onto his hindlegs and stretchig up to paw at them.
Pidge giggled, sitting comfortably between Hunk's shoulders. "I don't have to. I could stay right here."
Keith rolled his eyes. "You guys are all stupid."
"Hey, be nice." Mused a voice from behind Keith.
Pidge looked up, then pounced to her paws. "Shiro!" She squeaked, fur raising excitedly. She leapt off Hunk, landing on Lance's head. Lance squawked, stumbled as she used him for leverage. Once Pidge landed, she trotted over to the large lion and rubbed against his leg. "Took you long enough." She purred.
Shiro chuckled, looking down at her. "I was only gone for a day, Katie."
"Felt like forever." She huffed, her tail reached up to flick his belly as she walked under him. "You left me to babysit the idiots and Hunk."
"For a moment there, I thought you were calling me an idiot."
"Never, Hunk."
"I'm not an idiot."
"Neither am I!"
"Alright, that's enough." Shiro sat down, curling his tail. Pidge nuzzled him and curled up comfortably between his front paws. "Have you four been doing this the entire time we've been gone?"
