Destroying everything {Lasercorn}

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Lex

We sat on tge couch and got ready to fil TSWNN and I found out that it was me, Courtney, and Lasercorn. I was happy that I got to sit in the middle next to Lasercorn but I trued not to show it.

"Hey guys its us here for the show with no name. We have Lex here on the show today." Courtney said. I waved at the camera. "Lex what do you want to call the show today?" She asked. "Uhh....ok ok I got it. Ich werde deinen verdammten Hals schlagen." I said. "Translation?" Courtney asked. "I'll slit your fucking throat." I said nonchalantly. The room went silent and then they started laughing. "That is the best!" Lasercorn laughed.

"Ok so Alexis is going to kill is all so....Here's some art at #mysmoshart." And we looked at the art. "Now its time for the segment where we answer questions." And they gave me the Ipad.

"Trashcan @ thetrashwhocouldfly" I giggled. "I like that. Anyways they asked would you rather meet aliens, ghost, or unicorns?" I read. "I would want to meet aliens because I want to learn about them and stuff." Courtney said. "I'd like to meet unicorns so I could turn one into a Lasercorn. That would be awesome." Lasercorn said.

"Nice. I would want to meet a ghost so it could hopefully possess me and I could kill all of my friends and family and a few random people too." I smiled. "Ok lets remember to never let her go to sleep after us if she stays the night." Courtney laughed.

"Its just like she walks up to our bodies while we're sleeping and she has a knife and one of us wakes up and is like 'Alexis what are you doing?' And she's just like 'oh wha...wha. Nothing I'm not up to anything.'" Lasercorn joked

"Don't joke like that I have the smarts of a literal genius amd the mentality of a serial killer. I used to plan brilliant fake murders with my best friends you know. Fool proof where no one would find out its us." I laughed a bit. "Ok so we have two psychopaths in smosh how awesome." Courtney said and We busted out laughing. "I mean yeah kinda." I shrugged.

"Ok next question." I said and handed the Ipad to Lasercorn. "Kill me @ suicidal_muffin askes, what is te weirdest or scariest dream you've ever had." He read.

"Ok first. I love their @ because I get it. Asdf movie fans where you at." I laughed. "And then also like I don't really have weird or scary dreams." I said. "Really you don't get those at all." Courtney asked. "I meam I have had a reoccurring dream since I was like 12 where like I'm falling to my death like I jumped off a building, or someone pushed me off and I woke up right before I hit the ground." I said.

"And then there was one where I like got pushed into the sea with a ball chain thing on my leg and so like I couldn't swim or move but I for some reason didn't drown and then a shark ate me." I said. "Wow. Thats not scary to you?" Lasercorn asked. "I mean no its reoccurring so it doesn't scare me anymore." I said.

"I had this one dream where I was just like walking through this extremely like weird room. Like there were strobe lights and then like the walls and the floors were all color full and then as I'm walking through the fucking voice from this cereal commercial started just talking anout the cereal but it was really fucking weird. Like I think it was honey nut cherios. But I woke up and was like what the fuck and then was like really creeped out too." Courtney said.

"You know I had this one dream where Mari's tentacle monster creation in chkn was chasing after me in gta and like I couldn't get the hell away from it." Lasercorn said. We started laughing. "Oh my god that is art." I said and laughed.

"Peanut butter @ whyareyoujelly asks, do you have any embarrassing childhood memories ?" Courtney read. "Ha! Mines like so bad." I laughed. "Is it really that bad?" Courtney said. "Oh its awful." I thought about it.

"So when I was in third grade I had a crush on this boy. And I thought he was just the cutest person ever. Like I was in love. And so like I didn't eat much for lunch because I was picky and didn't like half the shit that they had and at recess I threw up." I laughed. "And I went to the nurse and they gave me some goddamn crackers and sent me back to fucking class."

"And then I started feeling bad again and I threw up all over my crush and I went back to the nurses office and the next day I couldn't even look at him it was awful." I told my story laughing. "Wow your crush probably didn't like you." Lasercorn said. "Actually flash forward to 5th grade he dated my friend to try and see if I would date him." I said.

"Well I just have the constant memory of like my mom trying to figure out who I like and it just being very embarrassing." Lasercorn said. "So I like confessed my love to this boy through a note back when I was in like freshman year and like the interaction of us talking about it was just so awkward and embarrassing it was awful."

"I just imagine you walking up to him and being like 'so...did you read my note' and him just kinda like 'oh uhh yeah' but like not really saying if he likes you or not." Lasercorn said. We laughed and moved onto #smoshasksyou.

"Ok #smoshasksyou we asked, what is something your mom or dad did that you will never forgive?" I read. "Itsa mario @ the_mario_bros says, me and my brother shared a gameboy advanced when we were younger and my mom took it from us because we were fighting and then sold it. I just found out that she sold it two years ago." Lasercorn read. "Wow.....I would murder my mom if she did that." I said.

"Your mom sounds like the best." Lasercorn smiled. We read a few more and then did the outro. We laughed and joked afterwards and I went and ate some lunch.

Sorry that this chapter was such trash I changed it from what I was originally going to do with it so it might be such trash and I apologize about that.