Destroying everything {Lasercorn}

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Wes

Me, Alexis, Lasercorn, Joven, And Mari went to go eat lunch together. We took a vote and me and Mari got out voted and had to eat taco bell. Turns out my sister likes taco bell. We went to eat and I paid close attention to Lasercorn and Lex. I noticed Lex being really smiley and extra weird around him and Lasercorn well being Lasercorn.

He didn't really act like anything when he liked someone. He acted normal and Lex acted extra happy, especially around the person she liked. The sat next to eachother on the way there, when we were there, and on the way back. Nobody said anything about it.

While Alexis was doing her video we discussed if we wanted her to be officially apart of the smosh games crew. Everyone was all for it. Like everyone loves my sister so they were all for it. Now we're just gonna find a good way to initiate her.

Lex

We went back to the office and hung out a bit. I noticed something off with everyone. Like almost as if they were all keeping something from me. But I didn't know what and I didn't want to pry.

"Hey lex we're filming a video in an hour. Wanna be in it?" Lasercorn asked. I smiled and nodded. "Yeah dude if course. What are we doing?" I asked. "Oh we're playing red flags. Loser has to eat bean boozeled beans." He said. "Sounds lit lets do it." I smiled. Stop smiling like and idiot! I thought to myself.

We played hide and seek for awhile and I won with my hiding spot in the kitchen cabinet. They didn't think I could fit but I proved them wrong. Then we went to film the video. We sat around the game bang table and started the video. It was everyone in smosh games and then all of the people who were in the smosh squad sat to the side and watched. It was odd but I didn't question it.

"Hey everyone we are here joined by Alexis, Wes' sister if you didn't know. And we are going to be playing red flags." Joven said. "But wait! There's more!" My brother said. "Alexis is not only his sister she is also the newest member of smosh games and will be reading you a lovely fanfiction accompanied by Lasercorn and Sohinki." Joven said.

"Alexis is joining Smosh! I'm Alexis!" I smiled. "Yeah. I'd hope you're alexis and not a random stranger." Joven said. My brother came over and hugged me and I punched him in the shoulder. "Thank you guys!" I said. "Why'd you punch me?" He asked. "It was a happy punch. Be happy I don't normally give those out." I said.

The smosh squad then came in sitting down on bean bags and we moved the table having me, Lasercorn and Sohinki. Sohinki was going to be the narrator. We were reading an Iancorn fanfic and I was going to be Ian. "You better play me good biitch!" Ian said. "I'll do my best." I laughed and we started.

**after fanfiction**

"I hate all of you guys!" I said between laughs. "This is the worst thing I've ever read! Fanfiction writers step it up." I yelled at the camera. We wrapped up the video with them all giving me a big hug. I laughed and joked with them.

"I hate all of you guys." I laughed punching my brother again. "Ouch. Why are you hurting me." Wes asked me. "Another happy punch." I shrugged. "Yes I know but why just me why not the others?" He asked. "Because you are afraid of me." I smiled sadistically. "How could anyone be scared of you. You're adorable." Joven said.

I looked at Wes and he sighed. "Monopoly story?" He asked. "Monopoly story." I smiled amd nodded. "What?" Lasercorn asked. I sat on a bean bag and motioned for them to come with me. "Come my children. Join me." I said and they all sat around me.

"So when Lex was about.....15 maybe. We played a family game of monopoly. Me, Lex, our mom and dad. And so we were going for awhile. Lex was in the lead with Me right behind her and then I started winning. And some harsh words were said along with some...threats." Wes said. "Jeez i hate it when you're vague." Mari says.

"Lex would you like to say what happened." He said and looked at me. "I would love to." I smiled and laughed a bit. "I may have called him a little cunt ass bitch, in german of course, and told him I was gonna fucking kill him, and I may have grabbed a knife in an attempt to attack him." I scratched the back of my head. "I also when he won broke the board, flipped the table, and punched a hole in the wall." I said.

"Damn I really did do the most." I laughed. "Wow. You grabbed a knife. to kill your brother with." Sohinki said. "Yes. Don't play monopoly with your friends or family. Or me." I said. "Just don't play with lex." Wes said. We all laughed and joked and stuff and then we went home. I went to my room and started video chatting my friend, Abbey.

"Hey asshole." I laughed. "Hey you little Q-tip." She waved to me. Abbey had brown hair that went over her forehead and went to her shoulders. She was planning on dyeing it soon though. "How has everything been at home?" I asked her. "Its been pretty good. Everyone misses you but we know you're doing good there." She said.

"Yeah. Did you hear that me and Seth broke up?" I asked. "I did. I was actually gonna ask what happened." She said. "He came to my brothers house and nearly chocked me to death. My brother beat the shit out of him." I said. "Thats good. I didn't think you guys would last as long as you did honestly." She shrugged.

"I mean what can I say I was kinda afraid of death so yeah." I told her. "Oh there's gonna be a pride parade in our home town. I'm gonna go." She said. "Really l? That sounds great! I better get some pictures." I say. "You will. I've been watching your videos." She said. "Lasercorn?" She smirked at me. "Don't even start Abs." I laughed. "Come on tell me more about him." She whined.

"Well you already know what he looks like. He has a similar humor to me and I like that. I feel like my comedic genius is at its best when I'm with him personally. He's funny, he's cute, he stayed with me in the hospital before I was discharged. We can mess around or just chill out together. He's great." I say. "And you guys aren't dating?" She asked. I shook my head.

"No we're just friends. I'm probably closest to him. He helped me through a panic attack I had at Smosh." I said. "Well if he helps with your panic attacks and anxiety he is great for you. He seems like a great guy. I gotta go now." She said. "Ok love you bye." I said. "Bye." And we hung up.

I laid back and got on my phone. I scrolled through Instagram and saw that alot of people wanted me to do a reaction to paramores new album. I new it had come out I just hadn't gotten around to listening to it. Maybe I could do a video for that.

He-hey guys.....*cocks gun* okay okay I know its been like a week now with out updates on any of my stories and it doesn't sound bad or anything but I was on vacation with my friends and I don't like writing while people are around me. So yeah thats my only excuse. It wasn't even that long so you shouldn't kill me.