Destroying everything {Lasercorn}

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Lex

"Hey guys its your girl lexis her back with another video." I said. "Intro take two: HEY GUYS! Its lex joined her by your two favorite people Shayne and Lasercorn. My Smosh bestie and the buff topp hat! We're here to play a cool ass game!" I shouted at the camera. "The buff topp hat." Shayne laughed.

"I just came up with that. Was that a good intro." I laughed. "That was perfect." Lasercorn laughed. "Ok anyways we are going to be playing this game that I think I created. It may already be done but I don't think so." I thought a moment.

"Anyways. We have this bowl with titles of songs. And we have to read the lyrics to one of the other two people while they have their mouth filled with water. You can read them in just a regular voice, or a creepy voice, you can to weird or an impersonation. You can do any voice you want but it has to be spoken not sung." I explained.

"You have to go until the person you read it to laughs and spits out their water or the song is over." I explained. "So who wants to go first?" I asked. Both of them stared blankly at me. "So I guess I am." I said and started drawing the song.

I picked out the song. "I would of course being the only female playing this game get this song. And its my favorite p!atd song too." I laughed. "I don't know if I want to do it to Lasercorn or Shayne. I feel like shayne would just flat out laugh but Lasercorn would probably get very uncomfortable and that sounds like fun." I laughed.

"Ok I'm going with shayne." I finally said. He filled up his mouth with water and I sat next to him. "Is it still me that makes you sweat? Am I who you think about in bed? When the lights are dim and your hands are shaking as your sliding off your dress." I said in a narrative voice. "Just think of what you did and how I hope to god he was worth it. When the lights are dim and your heart is racing as your fingers touch his skin." I read more. I saw him already trying to hold in a laugh. I moved closer to his ear.

"I've got more wit, a better kiss, hotter touch, a better fuck." And his eyes went wide trying not to laugh. "Then any boy you'll ever meet sweetie you had me. Girl I was it look past the sweat. Better love deserving of. Exchanging body heat in the passenger seat." I moved to his other ear.

"No no no. You know it will always just be me." I then got really close to his ear. "Lets get these teen hearts beating faster.........faster." I said in a sensual voice and he busted out laughing. "Oh. My. God!" He was laughing. "What song is that?" He continued to laugh.

"Lying is the most fun a girl can have without taking her clothes off by panic! At the disco." I said. "That is a long ass title." He said. "Its my favorite song. First song I heard by panic!" I laughed. "That was your first song and you continued to listen to them?" He asked.

"Yeah. I mean with music it doesn't sound as creepy or anything. You'd have to listen to it. Especially the lets get these teen hearts beating faster faster part." I said. I got out my phone and turned it on. "Ok yeah its better when you sing it." He laughed. "Ok next person!" I shouted.

I handed the bowl to Lasercorn and he drew a song. He looked at me and smirked. I filled my mouth with water and then he started saying the lyrics. I recognized the song as misery business by paramore. I didn't laugh until he got to the 'once a whore you're nothing more' part because he said whore very loudly and in a weird voice.

"Fuck I wasn't gonna laugh." I said. "Shayne it is your turn!" I said. He got the bowl and drew a song. He looked confused and then looked up the lyrics. He started laughing reading the lyrics. "Ok I'm doing this to Lasercorn. I love this." He laughed.

"Lets hang the jury. You sick judgemental fools. I'll bury you six feet deep I'm so tired of your rules." He said in his Courtney freaking miller voice. "Fuck you and your opinion! How could you be so blind. What goes around comes back in time." He said and then moved close to his face. "You don't know shit. You don't know shit about me. You don't know shit shit shit—" and then he started laughing getting water all over Shaynes face.

"It wasn't the lyrics that made me laugh it was the major voice crack you had on the last shit." He laughed. "What song is that?" He asked. "Kick me by sleeping with sirens." We said in unison. "Thats my fuck you song." I laughed. "Ok my turn again." I grabbed the bowl again and drew. I laughed. "I would get this song me having to say it to you Lasercorn." I said.

I took a deep breath. "So just so you know the song has this repeating part in the beginning and I get the choice of whether or not I want to repeat it or not. It says so on the paper." I said.

I found the lyrics not remembering all of them. I took another deep breath. "Less than three is just a tease. Send those nudes, make me drool. Hit me up, make me cum. Wanna sext? I'll show you some." I said in a seductive voice. "Sticky drama all the way. Want my dick? You've gotta pay." I said and almost started laughing. I took a moment and started again.

"You've seen what my thumbs can do, time to use my tongue on you. Show me what you got on my LCD. Lets get down to it so you can get down on me. Cybering is so 1999. You have to be textually active if you wanna be mine. 'Cause." I said and then moved close to his ear. I smiled and took a second before I continued.

"I wanna fuck you hard—" and he spit out all of his water and started dying of laughter. "I was waiting for that. I would've broke at like the beginning part." I laughed.

"What is that song." Shayne said still laughing. "Sexting by blood on the dance floor." I said. "Its got an awesome beat but then the lyrics like make me cringe so hard. And then I start laughing." I said.

Lasercorn and Shayne went for another round and then we closed out the video. I started editing and the guys hung out for awhile. We joked and played hide and seek for a few minutes me being the last man standing. I always have the best hiding spots.

Shayne left and it was just me and Lasercorn. We decided to watch some tv and we snuggled up together. I turned around and faced him. "Hi." I smiled at him. "Hey." He grinned at me. "Whatcha thinkin bout." I said. "You. And how much I want to kiss you right now." He laughed slightly. A smile never left my face. "Well what are ya waiting for." I poked his nose awkwardly due to the lack of space between us.

He shrugged alittle but and then brought his hands up to mycheeks and brought me into a kiss which I happily returned. It was like that for a moment until we heard the door open along with a gasp.

Ooooooooooo. Who is at the door. Are they going to be upset, shocked, enraged? Find out on the next chapter of destroying everything!

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Ok thats all goodbye!!