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第七十三章：行动吧，优！

[这章可能会很长]
离高丸的婚礼还有一天，前一天大家没有上课，学院也没有教课，可能高丸爸有邀请学院里的一些贵族参加婚礼。优的班有几位拒绝参与婚礼，赤松、尾上、牛岛、纪花、春山、千矢还有恭野，大家参与婚礼的都回家准备了。晚上当时是个下雨天，优打开桌上的小型收音机。

❝现在为你们播放Taylor Swift这首歌叫《Speak Now》，请享听！❞

*Verse 1*
'I am not the kind of girl, Who should be rudely bargin' in on a white veil occasion.
But you are not the kind of boy
Who should be marryin' the wrong girl.'
听到这里，感觉歌词里角色颠倒才是优和高丸真正的角色现在的情况，优觉得高丸不是那种随便嫁人的女生。

I sneak in and see your friends
And her snotty little family, all dressed in pastel
And she is yelling at a bridesmaid
Somewhere back inside a room
Wearing a gown shaped like a pastry
This is surely not what you thought it would be
I lose myself in a daydream
Where I stand and say
优躺在床上，想着高丸现在在做什么，可能在试婚纱，可能在拍婚照，可能.......优盯着天花板，慢慢闭上眼睛细听外面的雨声。

*Chorus*
Don't say yes, run away now
I'll meet you when you're out
O

f church at the back door

Don't wait or say a single vow
You need to hear me out"
And they said, "speak now"
听见 "speak now" 时，优突然睁开眼睛坐起来心想，"还有时间可以阻止的。"

优赶快冲出门，敲打每个人的房门，牛岛他们也被优吓到打开门。

"发生什么？" 赤松打开门，优边跑边说，"去二楼！"，那些没有回去的人赶紧集合到二楼。

"我发现我自己真的很弱，对这种时候。但是，我希望你们能帮我！" 优九十度鞠躬，大家互看后开始笑起来。

"傻瓜，我们当然会帮你啊！" 牛岛微笑着说。优听见这句话，心里感激不已。

*音乐后，进入Verse 2*
'Fond gestures are exchanged
And the organ starts to play
A song that sounds like a death march
And I am hiding in the curtains
It seems I was uninvited by your lovely bride-to-be
She floats down the aisle like a pageant queen
But I know you wish it was me
You wish it was me, don't you?'
优在二楼把自己的计划说出来，同时那些不在场的大家也用视讯方式讨论计划。

"看来这是唯一方法吧。" 衫本说，大家都点头。

✕高丸那边✕

高丸则在和爸爸吵架，希望有反转，但是还是没有任何事情改变。

"我希望妳可以找到幸福。" 新郎对高丸说道。

*Chorus*
Don't say yes, run away now
I'll meet you when you're out
Of the church at the back door
Don't wait or say a single vow
You need to hear me out
And they said, "speak now"

Don't say yes, run away now
I'll meet you when you're out
Of the church at the back door
Don't wait or say a single vow
Your time is running out
And they said, "speak now"
婚礼当天，他们开始执行计划。白佐，友惠，杉本，幸作，还有其他人都在教堂和其他亲朋戚友一起。不久，新郎出现了，是个皮肤比较黝黑，有些银白头发，穿着黑色礼服站到神父前等待新娘来。

"计划开始。" 白佐对着耳机说，友惠和幸作已经在教堂外用无人机追踪优的所在地。

"呼-呼-" 优穿着红色格子外套和灰色有领短袖衣在马路上跑，大概是高皇集团的女儿结婚，整条路是空的，"早知道我拿脚踏车来！！"

"找到了。" 幸作说道。

"OK！" 杉本说道，然后穿着婚纱的高丸出现了。她勾着高丸爸的手，慢慢一步一步向前走，优踏出左脚，下一刻高丸慢慢踏出右脚。

"拜托让我赶上！" 优用最快的速度往教堂跑去。

"新郎约登，你愿意把新娘高丸千子当你的妻子......" 神父问道。

*Bridge*
I hear the preacher say
"Speak now or forever hold your peace"
There's a silence, there's my last chance
I stand up with shaking hands
All eyes on me
Horrified looks from everyone in the room
But I'm only lookin' at you
"请问有谁反对吗？" 神父问在场的各位。

"优，你在哪里！？" 大家心里开始紧张起来。这时，教堂的大门被人打开，是一位少年。

"千子！" 就在高丸听见有人叫她，她转身看，那少年正往她跑来。

I am not the kind of girl
Who should be rudely bargin' in on a white veil occasion
But you are not the kind of boy,
Who should be marryin' the wrong girl
时间慢下来，少年放慢速度跑到高丸面前，高丸和那个少年的眼神对视心想，"优？"

许久，优突然抓起高丸的手说，"跑！！"

*Chorus*
So don't say yes, run away now
I'll meet you when you're out
Of the church at the back door
Don't wait or say a single vow
You need to hear me out

优和高丸那刻已经冲出教堂大门，大家开始慌张，就在高丸爸命令保镖去追时杉本他们开始进行他们的部分，就是挡住他们，而新郎却站在那里，看见他爸爸也要追上去时伸手阻止。

"孩子，你干嘛？" 新郎爸问道。

"不用追了。" 新郎说道。

And you say, "let's run away now
I'll meet you when I'm out of my tux at the back door
Oh baby, I didn't say my vow
So glad you were around when they said, "speak now"
优拉着高丸的手一直向前跑，在后面被拉着的高丸看着又的背影不禁微笑起来，开心地把手上的花束丢到空中，优看见了也微笑起来，两人把马路霸着跑了。