Wanting Something Real (A Twyle Story)

Introduction

My name is Tweek Tweak. When Craig and I were in the fourth grade the Asian girls started drawing Yaoi art of us. I had no idea what to make of the art and I'm pretty sure Craig felt the same. The whole town of South Park was so infatuated with our so called relationship it was a bit ridiculous to be honest. So Craig and I did our best to keep the town and citezens happy with being the first millennial gay couple. This consisted of mostly us holding hands constantly, spending all of our free time together, and kisses on the cheek every now and then. Why on the cheek only? I know deep down that what we have isn't real and call me cheesy but I want my first kiss to be real.

When we entered middle school we made an agreement that it was ok to see other people but it had to be secret so people wouldn't find out about our fake relationship and lose all hope of humanity. Craig had no problem flirting and getting the attention of other girls. I wasn't as lucky. I knew at the age of  twelve that I was gay and would never be happy with any girl. So I had no problem hearing about Craig being with other girls. We've been friends through all of this craziness and I just want him to be happy. I didn't know anyone else that was gay in South Park besides Butters (my new bestie), so I mostly kept to myself. Craig would ask me constanly why I wouldn't try to flirt or talk to other girls but I would just tell him that it was to much pressure and I'm not as smooth as him when it comes to the ladies.

When it came time for us to start high school it was getting harder to try to convince people we were truly in love with our lack of PDA. I told Craig it was ok for us to break up for real so he could have a relationship that he actually wanted. It was me who officially broke up with Craig because everyone knows Craig isn't the nicest and he would just come off as a jerk breaking up with me Tweek Tweak who is just a coffee addicted, twitching spaz. The town didn't take it to bad since Kenny and Butters started going out. Seeing what Butters has with Kenny just made me want what he has. A boyfriend who would do anything for you and change for the better for their partner. Since Butters has been going out with Kenny he hasn't been flirting with everything that walks but just giving his undivided attention to Butters. That didn't stop him from making crude comments but hey a man can try. I'm truly happy with how lucky Butters was able to find love at such a young age. I just really want to get the experience of something real.