𝚈𝚘𝚞𝚗𝚐 𝚓𝚞𝚜𝚝𝚒𝚌𝚎 𝚘𝚗𝚎 𝚜𝚑𝚘𝚝𝚜

Head cannon #1

You and dick fighting for the last bowl of cereal.

-expect a lot of wasted food in the kitchen
~like eggs, milk,bread ect ect

-some how uses is acrobatic skills to hide on top of the fridge?!?
~he hasn't eaten yet tho cause he
WANTS to taught you.

-when you find him oh god he in trouble.
~you some how end getting the bowl *cough* step ladder *cough*

-he's very pissy about that

-did I meantion that Jason has stayed over????
~well he did

-THATS when all hell broke lose

-Jason had some how grabbed a toy gun shot you and taken the bowl out of your hands
~like da faq

-this pissed you off

-turns out that they had partnered up last night???
~yea no not happening

-you know what you did
~you called Alfred
~which means you automatically won!

-....but the cereal had gone soggy

-you cri

-dick cri

-Jason cri

-you all cri

-TILL YOUR LORD AND SAVIOUR ALFRED SHOWED UP WITH A NEW BOX!!!!

-yea no everyone was happy then

-then you remembered the mess....