The Class Clown- Thorki Fanfic

Chapter 10

About an hour later, we sit in a circle and open the box of food Frigga sent us off with. Inside, are a seven brown paper bags.

Thor passes them out and hands me the one with my name on it. As I open it, I find water, a nut and dried fruit mix, a little bag with chocolate chips, an apple, a bag of carrot, a bag of barbeque crisps, and a sandwich.

"What shapes did you guys get?" Thor asks, before holding up his "I got a train set."

"I got a puzzle." Banner states.

"Got a star." Steve states.

"Dolphins." Stark scoffs.

"I got a dog house." Barton remarks.

"I've got a couple of hearts." Natasha states.

"A butterfly." Banner states.

Thor looks at me and asks "What did you get?" I hold up my two dinosaurs and he sighs "I'm sure she didn't know."

"It's apricot." I tell him and he gives an apologetic look. Silently, I open the bag and bite into the head of one of the dinosaurs.

He rubs my back and I shake my head, before taking another bite "If you don't like it, you don't have to eat it."

"It's really good." I nod and he smiles softly, before I nudge him "Change the subject, please."

He looks me over, before stating "I wonder what your orgasms are like."

"Beg your pardon?" I ask as everyone else remains completely calm "Why would you wonder that?"

"We've been friends since I moved here, my freshman year." Thor states, before shrugging "We covered for each other when someone was shagging in the bathroom. I've walked in one everyone here wanking. Except you."

I glare at him for a second, before sighing "I wouldn't know. I've never had an orgasm." he looks taken aback "What?"

"Drax never gave you an orgasm?" Natasha asks and I shake my head "You never gave yourself an orgasm?"

"In my four years of masturbation, I've never been able to orgasm." I state, before groveling "And I've spent a lot of money on trying to do so."

Thor looks at me, pitifully, before asking "You've seriously never busted a nut before?" I shake my head and he frowns "Not even a wet dream pop?"

I shake my head, before declaring "I've spent thousands, just try to orgasm. Even consulted countless doctors."

"Really?" He asks and I nod "Do you think it's because of your past?" I nod again and he frowns "I don't think Hela has that problem."

I nudge him again "You were supposed to call her! She's probably up at the cabin by now! Carol is probably freaking out!"

"Yeah." he sighs, before pulling out his phone. Silently, he dials the number. After a moment, he asks "Is Hela around?" he's silent for a second, before asking "My friend kinda needs to know something, can you answer?"

After a second, he passes the phone and I stand up and ask "Hello?"

Carol hums "Hey you." as I start up the stairs, she asks "So, is your name friend, or are you going to give it to me?"

"It's, uhh, Loki." I state as I reach the second floor "My question is kinda personal, and it's about Hela."

"Okay Loki." she speaks, playfully "Shoot."

I take in a shakey breath, before explaining "I know about what happened to Hela, and I went through something similar. Does... does she have issues, intimately?"

Carol takes a second, before asking "What do you mean?"

"Can she achieve an..." I look over my shoulder and sigh "Can she achieve an orgasm? I'm asking because I... I can't."

There's a moment of extremely long silence, before Carol states "She had problems with it when we first met. A few months back, she get a clit piercing. Now she screams like crazy when we make love."

I hum, before clearing my throat "Sorry, I'm not usually this way about this type of stuff, but... it's just difficult."

"Well... have you tried anal penetration as you jerk off?" she asks, before scoffing "I know that sounds gay, but..."

"I'm gay." I state and she hums "Yeah, I've tried it. I've tried pretty much everything to try to get there."

There's silence for a second, before she asks "Well, have you tried a vibrating plate? I heard those work wonders."

"Yeah, I've tried it." I state and she hums "I've tried every toy on the face of this planet. Nothing works."

There's chatter on the other end of the line, before Hela takes the phone "So, you have issues getting off?" I hum and she states "When I was having a really bad week in the bedroom, I would draw a bath, turn down the lights, play some soft erotic music, and daydream about someone special in my life. Their hands, their body, anything that turns me about them. Have you tried that?"

"No." I reply, before asking "What gave you that idea?"

"Television." she states and I scoff "You're a smoker, aren't you?" I hum and she insists "You'll have to stop that. I'll call my mom and tell her what you'll need."

She hangs up and I stand there for a second, trying to figure out with to think. After a moment, I shut the phone and walk down stairs.

When I hand Thor his phone, he asks "What did Carol say?"

"Nothing new." I sigh, before explaining "Buy a toy, try double pleasuring. Hela suggested some things."

"I thought Hela was in the shower." Thor states and I shrug "What did Hela suggest to get you into a sticky situation?"

"Stop smoking." I begin and he gocks, before I continue "Take a bath in a dim room and listen to soft erotic music. Have naughty thoughts."

He bites his lip, before asking "How long have you been smoking?"

I think for a second, before reply "Since I was twelve." he gives an shocked look and I shrug "My cousin didn't care if I snagged his fags."

"How many cousins do you have?" he asks and I raise an eyebrow to him "That you talked to on a regular basis."

"One." I state, before laughing "Jumped out of a moving car last time we were together."

"Why?" he asks.

"Brakes stopped working. There weren't any seat belts, we were going down a hill, and there was a large boulder at the bottom." I state, before shaking my head "He dislocated his shoulder and we walked back to my nans house to pop it back in."

He looks over me curiously, before remarking "You're very weird."