The Class Clown- Thorki Fanfic

Chapter 11

When we get to Thor's house, I hear someone in the kitchen "Mom! We're home!" Thor calls out.

The blender stops and Frigga calls out "Loki! Come in here, darling!" I look to Thor, anxious, and he shrugs, before leading us into the kitchen.

She pours something into a large glass and turns to hand the glass to me "What's this?" I ask, sceptically.

"Strawberry, cayenne pepper, saffron, epimedium, and almond milk." she also hands me a bowl and explains "Chocolate, pistachio nuts, pumpkin seeds, and fenugreek." She hands me a shot glass of pills "Maca, ginkgo biloba, red ginseng, and chasteberry."

Thor gives a confused look, before asking "What is happening here?"

"Your mum is trying to horn me up." I remark and he frowns in confusion "Hela called you, didn't she?" she nods and I look to Thor "Aphrodisiacs."

"It's help clean the nicotine out, too." Frigga states, before holding out her hand "For your sexual health, dear boy."

It takes a minute for me to realize she's talking about my fags. With a sigh, I place everything down and dig in my bag to pull out a gallon Ziploc bag, chalked full of fags.

Thor gocks "What, is that for the whole years worth of cigarettes?" I shake my head and he asks "Two?"

"Three months." I state and he gives an unamused look "I have three more of these at my place."

"How much money do you think is in that bag?" Steve asks.

"$270." I state and he raises his eyebrow "Yeah, I know." I hand it over to Frigga and clear my throat "Can I have one more?"

She shakes her head, before stating "I'm going to burn these." she points to the smoothie, snacks, and supplements "Go on."

When she's gone, I look to Thor "Just had to ask if I could orgasm, you horny bastard." he smirks and shoot make the supplements, before chugging the smoothie.

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After my snack, I listen to the music and hum "I would let him fuck me sideways, I tell you!" I groan and they look at me, curiously.

"Marilyn Manson?" Thor asks and I nod as I bite my lip "Loki, he's twice your age. He's thirty five."

I scoff, before asking "The best wine is aged, Thor." he shakes his head, before I sigh "I'm craving a fag."

"Really." Thor jokes, before shaking his head "Those aphrodisiacs are really working, aren't they?"

"No." I sigh and rest my head on the edge of his bed "I'm constantly horny. That's the problem."

"I thought aphrodisiacs make you horny." Thor states and I nod, before he frowns "Then why are you taking them?"

I sigh and move the hair out of my face "They help you climax, Thor, I don't know, just stop talking!" he goes silent and glance back at him to find he looks hurt "I'm sorry! I'm just frustrated."

He's silent for a moment, before he moves my hair from my face and combs it with his fingers.

After a long moment, Frigga calls up the stairs "Dinner!" when we sit at breakfast, she looks at me "How are you feeling?"

"He's frustrated." Thor states and I raise an eyebrow at him "He wants a cigarette, don't you Loki?"

"Bite me." I grovel.

"Kinky." Thor remarks, before asking "Don't tell me you've got a biting fetish." he jokes, before remarking "Jaws."

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