The Class Clown- Thorki Fanfic

Chapter 32

The next morning, at 5:55am, Heimdall and I pant as we walk into the house to find Thor sipping some juice "How'd you do?"

"Three miles in thirty minutes." Heimdall states as I lean back against the front door. He looks back at me and asks "Are you good?"

I nod, tiredly, before gasping "I can't catch my breath." He chuckles as I do the same "But I did beat your arse, didn't I?"

He furrows his brow, before mocking "Oh, so you tripping and falling on your arse on the second trip around the neighborhood, is beating my arse?"

I furrow my brow, before crossing my arms "It's your fault that you stopped to help me up." Thor looks my way in curiosity "Loser."

Heimdall rolls his eyes, before motioning up the stairs "Hit the showers. You've got an hour. Move it or loose it."

I pout my lip and mock "Yes, couch. Would you also like to come scrub my back for me?" I smirk.

Thor glares at me and Heimdall shakes his head "That's so not funny, Loki." I snicker and he motions up the stairs "Go."

Silently, I unknot my bun and shoot the hairband towards Thor "When are you starting back to school?"

"Next week." Thor states and I give a warm smile "Couple of weeks is all I can afford." he sighs.

I step towards him and shrug "They have to make an exception for medical reasons." I shrug, before explaining "Technically, I was in school yesterday and Monday."

"Technically, you haven't been in school since before Christmas break." he remarks, before shrugging "You know, you've been high for the past couple weeks. Or maybe the drugs cut your IQ from 180, to 70."

I gasp, fakely "But then I'd have to sit with you on the short bus."

He furrows his brow as I start up the stairs "Fuck you!"

I scoff, before calling over my shoulder "Oh, darling, everyone have."

~

When I walk into English, my table cheers as I give a tired smile "Our boy, just out of the can!" Steve roars and the rest of the class looks my way.

"You look like shit!" Tony chuckles as I toss my bag into my seat "Weren't you in the can for awhile, Banner?"

"I feel like shit." I reply, before looking towards Banner "I have a feeling that we were in two totally different facilities, my friend."

Natasha takes a sip of her water and sighs "We tried to visit you, but Heimdall wouldn't let us in."

"Yeah, he was too busy making me throw away every product I own." I growl as I take a seat and kick my feet up.

"Oh, is that why you're going all natural?" Barton asks and I hum, before he scoffs "You look insane!"

"I'm getting there." I remark, before scoffing "All Heimdall does is: make me run, smoothies that taste like arse, and disgusting arse dihydrated banana pancakes with the texture of sand. And Thor has a goddamn brown-nose, ever since I got out."

"Well, he's had a brown-nose since he met you." Banner remarks and I bite my lip, before humming.

With a smirk, I call out "What did I miss, Teach?" Fury gives an amused look, before I ask "The past couple days?"

Fury looks my way in amusement "You're looking at it, kid." I hum, before he sighs "What about your other classes?"

I shrug "About the same. I-" I fall short when there's a knock on the door. When I look over, I find dreads sticking through the door "The fuck are you doing here?" I ask.

Heimdall looks my way, before looking towards Fury "I'm going to need to barrow Loki for a moment."

When Fury nods, I slip into the hallway and Heimdall pulls out a plastic cup. I stop in my traces and sigh "Really?"

He hums and pulls me into the bathroom. After pissing in the cup as he watches intensely, we sit on the counter, waiting for the results "How's it holding?" he asks.

I furrow my brow and shrug "There were jokes in French. The arseholes were speaking in Mandarin, as if I wouldn't know." he gives a kind smile and I shrug "They were joking around about me taking Thor's pain meds."

He furrows his brow and asks "You didn't, did you?" I shake my head and he shrugs "Then why does it bother you?"

I shrug as a tear comes to my eyes "Apparently, someone from school saw me in the hospital, and now everyone knows that I fucked up."

Heimdall gives a weak smile, before moving the hair out of my face "Everybody fucks up from time to time." I wipe my eyes and he furrows his brow and speaking sweetly "Some more than others."

I scoff, before resting my head on his shoulder and sniffling "Thor hates me, now." I speak, somberly.

Heimdall rubs my upper arm in support as he speaks softly "He's only concerned about you." he shrugs "He's the one who found you. That shit fucks with your brain, watching the person you love, die."

"I know." I sigh, before a chick walks into the bathroom. Silently, I slide away from him and ask "What does it say?"

He picks up the piss jar and hums "Okay, you could go." I give a weak smile, before walking out of the bathroom.

~

At lunch, I meet Fury behind the building to bum a fag. Not two puffs later, Heimdall pokes his head around the corner "What are you doing, Loki?"

"Twat!" I hiss, before snuffing it out and following him out to the table. When I take a seat, he puts a glass container in front of me.

Silently, I bite my tounge and eat the hippy shit. But after lunch, I walk into school to find a new rumor running around.

"I saw Loki cheating on Thor with a big buff black guy."