SMG4: Ahhh... what a lovely day...
SMG4 looks into the lobby of the castle.
Mario: PINGAS PINGAS PINGAS PINGAS PINGAS PINGASPINGASPINGASPINGAS!!!!!
Toad: *Gets out a grenade* SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!
Toad throws the grenade at Mario.
Mario: Dafu--
The grenade explodes.
Mario: AHHHHHHHHHHH--OH, MY ASSSSSSS!!!
Meggy: HEY!!!
Toad: Oh, shit!
Meggy gets out an Inkzooka, and points it at Toad.
Meggy: Hasta la vista...WOOMY!
Meggy fires the Inkzooka.
Toad: *Squdward Tentacles screaming*
The Inkzooka explodes, as Toad gets sent flying and ink spreads everywhere.
Peach: GODDAMMIT!!! YOU GOT PAINT IN THE GODDAMN HOUSE!!!
Meggy: Did... did you just say... PAINT?!
Mario: Oh, shet!
Meggy goes crazy, and starts Splatting the castle with ink, while screaming at the top of her lungs.
Bob: JeSuS cHrIsT! tHeRe'S wAy ToO mUcH iNk!
A Splat Bomb hits Bob, and explodes, sending him flying.
Bob: JeSuS cHrIsT, mY oVaRiEs!
Meggy keeps screaming, as she continues to shoot ink everywhere.
Mario: MEGGY! STOP--
Meggy accidently hits Mario with a Splat Brush, as ink goes on his face.
Mario: OW!!!
Bowser comes in holding a plate of chicken nuggets.
Bowser: If you like chicken nuggets, then you gotta sing along! If you like chicken nuggets then this is your favorite song!
Fishy Boopkins is feeding his body pillow.
Fishy Boopkins: Does that taste good?
Turlandb comes into the castle, and sees the chaos.
Turlandb: WHAT THE HELL?!?!?! IS MY UNIVERSE ON DRUGS?!?!
Infinite comes in.
Infinite: You serious, dude?! You should be used to it by now!
Turlandb punches Infinite into the wall.
Turlandb: Shut yo bitch-ass up!
Infinite: *Woody voice* Come on! You wanna piece of me?!
Turlandb: Bring it on, old man! Bring it on!
Turlandb and Infinite start slapping each other.
Turlandb: I'm gonna kick your ass!
Infinite: Oh, HEEEEELL no!
???: HEY!
Turlandb: What the--
SmeshBras123 comes out of nowhere, and tackles Turlandb and Infinite.
SmeshBras123: Could you BOTH shut up?! Just stop your goddamn fighting for a few hours, okay?!
Turlandb/Infinite: NO!
Turlandb and Infinite go back to slapping each other.
SmeshBras123: Goddammit!
???: TURLANDB!!!
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Mini One-Shot.
Fiksi PenggemarThis is just a mini SMG4 one-shot. Expect some memes. Smesh Arc: SMG4: Stupid Mario Kart 2 - Smesh Gains Confidence! Laura Arc: Laura...? - Laura's Ultimate Challenge.
