Turlandb: ...Jesus...
Jen: What's wrong, honey?
Turlandb: It's nothing, really... It's just... My lifespan...
Jen: Huh...?
Turlandb: I've been alive for 1500 years... I've seen life evolve before my very eyes...
Jen: Okay...
Turlandb: I may be an old man... But I'm only gonna get older and older...
Jen: How old...?
Turlandb: Unless death takes me early... I am said to live for...
100,000 years...
Jen: OoO
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Mini One-Shot.
FanfictionThis is just a mini SMG4 one-shot. Expect some memes. Smesh Arc: SMG4: Stupid Mario Kart 2 - Smesh Gains Confidence! Laura Arc: Laura...? - Laura's Ultimate Challenge.