Turlandb, Jen, and Laura teleport bacl to their Universe.
Turlandb: *Sigh*
Jen: Honey... You've been acting like this for a while.
Laura: What's wrong, Dad?
Turlandb: Today's the day... That damn Dark Star nearly killed all of the Star Children.
Laura: Oh...
Jen: W-what...?
Turlandb: That evil Star is the reason the Star Children are endangered...
Turlandb sheds a few tears, as Jen and Laura hug him.
Jen: Honey...
Laura: Please don't cry, Dad...
Turlandb: *Tears* *Siiiiiiiiigh* I gotta find more Star Children...
The family walks into the castle, where chaos is, as usual, on the works. The rabbit from the basement is chasing Mario and Bob.
Rabbit: *Melee Fox SFX*
Mario: AHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!
Bob holds up a bible.
Bob: ThE pOwEr Of BoB cOmPeLlS yOu!
Rabbit: I'm gonna kick your ass, mmkay?!
The rest of the SMG4 cast is also doing chaotic shit. Eventually, Turlandb can't take it anymore.
Turlandb: GUYS, SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!
Everyone suddenly stops and looks at Turlandb. Even Jen and Laura are shocked.
Jen: Honey...
Laura: Dad...
Turlandb sighs, and goes into a different room.
SMG4: Uhhhh... What's wrong with him?
Jen: Today was the day that his Star Children nearly went extinct...
Mario: Ohhh...
Meggy/Tari: Aww...
Saiko: That's so sad...
Luigi: Who... Nearly killed them?
Laura: Dark Star...
Mario, Luigi, and Bowser's heads shrink.
Mario: Oof...
Luigi: D-Dark Star...?
Bowser: That brings back some bad memories...
Jen: It happened YEARS ago... But Turlandb knows about this event, and it hits him very hard... And from the events from the last few days hasn't been helping his mood.
Mario: *Derpface* F u c k.
Peach's doors explode, and an angry princess comes out.
Peach: WILL SOMEONE EXPLAIN TO ME WHY TURLANDB IS IN THE SLIDE ROOM?!?!
Laura: PEACH, WILL YOU FUCKING STOP?!
Peach: NO!!! I DEMAND ANSWERS!!!
Meggy: NOT EVERYTHING IS ABOUT YOU, PEACH!!!
Mario: TURLANDB IS IN A BAD MOOD!!! YOU'RE NOT HELPING ANYTHING!!!
Peach: WELL, CHEER HIM UP!!! I DON'T NEED ANY ATTITUDES IN MY CASTLE!!!
Laura throws a Power Star at Peach and sends her flying into the wall.
Peach: OUCH!!!!!
Laura: SHUT UP!!!!!
YOU ARE READING
Mini One-Shot.
FanfictionThis is just a mini SMG4 one-shot. Expect some memes. Smesh Arc: SMG4: Stupid Mario Kart 2 - Smesh Gains Confidence! Laura Arc: Laura...? - Laura's Ultimate Challenge.