This is something I just felt like doing. Hope you like it Infinitetheedge.
Master Hand: So... We have a brand new fighter here in Smash... And that is... Infinite the Jackal!
Mario: *JonTron voice* WHAT?!
Infinite appears.
Infinite: That's me! And I'm ready to kick some ass!
Wario: I just sh*t my pants...
Master Hand: And I feel like I should announce his moveset.
King K. Rool: Oh, shit...
Master Hand: First up, his neutral attacks. Infinite punches his opponents, then does an uppercut. Pretty straightforward. His flurry attack is where he bitch-slaps his opponents multiple times with his tail, and smacks them away.
Infinite: Hell yeah!
Luigi: Oof...
Peach: Pffft... Whatever.
Infinite: Hey!
Master Hand: His Side Smash attack is a strong tail bitch-slap. His Up Smash is strong flip-kick, and his Down Smash is where he swings his tail around him, hitting his opponents in front and behind him.
Infinite: *Retarded laughter*
Master Hand: His air attacks are pretty self-explanatory. Tail bitch-slap bahind him, upwards headbutt, downward stomp that can meteor opponents, and forwards punch which can meteor opponents.
Infinite: I'm such a badass!
Mario/Wario/Peach/Jigglypuff: GHEEEEEEEEEEEYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!
Infinite: Why are so mean to meh...? D:
Master Hand: Okay, shut the fuck up. Anyways, his Neutral Special a Psyche Up ability, making his attacks more powerful for ten seconds. Forward special is a drop kick while sliding on his tail, Up Special is a big-ass jump, and his Down Special is a Counter.
Ness: ANOTHER fighter with a Counter move?!
Joker: THIS IS BULLSHET!
Infinite: Hey... *Puts on sunglasses* Deal with it.
Roster: OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!
Master Hand: And now... His Final Smash...
Lucina: *Sr Pelo gasp*
Kirby: Shiiiiiiieeeeeet...
Snake: Uh, oh...
Master Hand: His Jackal Fist!
Mario: FFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!
Infinite: Hell yeah! I'm gonna kick your asses!
Master Hand: Let the fights... BEGIN!
Banjo: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
Yoshi: I want to die.
Fox: *Melee Fox SFX*
(Kick some ass, Infinite.)
Darkness...
Infinite: The hell? This isn't my bed...
Lights come on, and Infinite stands on the Battlefield with Mario, Link, and Captain Falcon.
Mario: Woohoo! Ass-whooping time!
Link: *Yells*
Captain Falcon: Show me your boobs! *Starts humping the air* Yesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyes!
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