Mini One-Shot.

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(Just like the video, but with different and some lyrics will be changed. Credit to VGRB for the video.)

Multiversal Rap Battles!

Rapper 1: Dark Star (Dark Bowser form) (TheStarGod)

Rapper 2: Shadownova (InfiniteLeJackal)

FIGHT!

Dark Star:
Heh...
This be the King of the Ztars!
HA!
Backed by my army of Children!
HA!
I trap with a goddess, you try trapping critters, but we got the shells that'll shoot ya!
HA!
Right out the chopper that you just jacked for me!
You face the monster conquering galaxies!
Hide in your ship while I'm rocking the castle, cus you lose to animals in every battle like, WHOA!
I'm a Zuper Ztar Saga, you're just trash from Unknown!
Who lost a final battle to his own rival, what a failure!
So I'll flame ya!
I fight gory, lick my lips cus I like poultry!
Squeeze my jaw and eat you raw, that's what I call an Inside Story!

Shadownova:
Lectured by lizard brains?
One thing that I must ask then...
Did you look back at your one game?
Cus you lost to some mustached men!
This turtle's slow if he thinks that he's tough!
To beat ya, all I have to do is just jump!
Over you and into the Stars you're dunked!
I'd be more threatened rapping against Smesh!
Dark Star, go back in that shell where you can hide, coward!
Are you rapping in your final form?
Your flow is dry, Dark Star!
I'm a mad genius, you're a buffoon!
I'll turn this dragon to my Dragoon!
It's absurd!
My flow is out of this world as if I had just pissed on the moon!

Dark Star:
Maybe invent something to hype your rap flows.
Battle with gadgets, my spikes will just trash those!
Claim that your genius is simply though...
You couldn't craft a way to beat the Jackal!
Shadownova, Creator, whatever you call it!
I'm gon' leave this villain so splattered like pollock!
Cus over the years, I got rough and tougher!
But based on your story, you got Dumb and Dumber!
And your son's gon' carry this thing?
Please!
That mess gonna bomb like I gave it Down-B!
You redesigned yourself to look clean, but can't redesign all that bad comedy!
Shouldn't have brought the faker to battle, cus even your children live in the shadow of evil's OG!
So flee or the king will leave this egg boiled from fire I breathe!

Shadownova:
I wish that your story got redesigned too, where the greatest part is where you devolve to ooze!
You spit fire, true, but still it's no sweat!
Cus you're only hot when you turn to Dark Bowsette!
Capturing women is such easy targets!
I've seen harder beats coming out of Lexi's mouth!
Think you're Zuper Ztar, kid?
You're just in the Bush League!
Did you get amnesia a second time rookie?
Your plots end with no payoff!
I drop gems and spit chaos!
Flash your fangs, go gas your flames!
But I'll swing your tail and you'll take off!
Why don't I give you a visual, though?
A Dark Star's extinct by this doc's missile flow!
I've trapped the beast, you are not the OG!
You're not even the Star God's original foe!

ROUND OVER!

Choose the winner!