Mass Alien Murder Spree

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Greg suddenly gets an idea.

MXR Mario: Hmm? What is it, bestie?

Greg: *Alien language*

MXR Mario: Wait... Wot?

Greg: *Alien language*

MXR Mario: FOCKING... GENIUSSSSS!!!

Meanwhile...

Turlandb: FUCK YOU!!!

Turlandb kills a giant alien.

Turlandb: I'm sick of your shit!

Infinite: Damn, Turco...

Turlandb: I fucking hate Greg so fucking much! HE MUST DIE!!!

Infinite: *Head shrinks* Jesus...

Turlandb: *Growls*

Laura suddenly appears.

Infinite: Laura!

Turlandb: Oh, you're finally here!

Laura: ... ... ...

Infinite: Ummm...

Turlandb: Laura, for God's sake, can you stop acting like this?

Laura: ... ... ...

SmeshBras123 runs up to them in a panic.

SmeshBras123: TURCO!!! THIS IS BAD!!!

Turlandb: Huh?!

Infinite: What?!

Laura: Hmm...?

SmeshBras123: It's Jen! She's missing!

Turlandb: NANI?!

Laura: *Eyes widen*

Infinite: Oh, shit...

Laura: W-what...?

Turlandb looks over at his daughter.

Turlandb: Laura-

Laura's eye pupils suddenly disappear.

Turlandb: Oh, shit...

Infinite: Turco...? What's going on...?

SmeshBras123: Is Laura okay...?

Turlandb: Laura-

Laura: WHO CAPTURED MY MOTHER?!?!?!

Infinite: *Thoughts: Jesus!*

SmeshBras123: I-it was Greg and MXR Mario, but-

Laura yells in anger and glows purple.

Turlandb/Infinite: LAURA!

Laura: I'M GOING TO KILL THEM!!!

Laura uses her Star Power and locates Jen.

Laura: I'M COMING, MOM!!!

Laura runs off.

SmeshBras123: *JonTron voice* HOLY SHIT!

Turlandb: AFTER HER!

Turlandb, Infinite, and SmeshBras123 chase after Laura.

Laura: OUT OF MY WAY!!!

Laura summons her sword and brutally slices an alien in half, as cyan blood splatters everywhere. Some of the cyan blood lands on Laura.

Infinite: OH, SHIT!

Turlandb: NO!!!

The acidic cyan blood does nothing to Laura, as she keeps running.

SmeshBras123: How is it not effecting her?!

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