Yet Another Battle

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(Just like the video, but with different and some lyrics will be changed. Credit to VGRB for the video.)





Multiversal Rap Battles!

Rapper 1: Smesh (SmeshBras123)

Rapper 2: Lexi (Leximemes)

FIGHT!



Smesh:
You learn something new every day!
I never thought I'd find someone with graphics worse than mine!
And I was made in two weeks time!
Grading your flunked design, you'd think that I would be your hero!
I would sever all your fans, but I just can't divide by zero!
It's imaginary!
Like the fact that your crap was a fad that had a fanbase that's above the age of kids who like my books!
Class!
Take out our iPads and please unfollow Lexi now!
So we don't have to hear the fetus of the Gabriel and Uni rap!

Lexi:
The only class you're set to teach is a classic lesson in irony!
Your books that aimed to parody, the Meggy tropes we'd always see, but suddenly...
He's struck by fame!
And I hear every step you take as you take as you became the thing you hate!
Now the numbers you calculate are on your lame Wattpad file!
Isn't that a shame?
You started best in class but now you fail to recreate!
Every other day, you're a problem and you can't erase it!
And the only answer that I see is Smesh's Basic!

Smesh:
You got the question wrong!
Everything you said was false!
I won't send you to detention, I'm the one running the halls!
I'll just take you on a field trip where you'll be taught to admire...
The hottest Meggy fan here as I roast you on my fire!

Lexi:
Liar!
This bad joke's in no shape to be king!
So now let's see how Smesh's ruler measures up to guillotines!
It's obscene!
I'll lock you in the basement but no one's lamenting...
When I break you into fractions to ensure your true ending!







ROUND OVER!

Choose the winner!

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