Mini SCP Madness

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SCP-9001: *Humming*

A door explodes.

SCP-9001: ?

SCP-∞: WHO STOLE MAH F*CKING FANTA?!?!

Employee: O_O

SCP-9001: Wasn't me.

SCP-∞: *Draws his sword*

Employee: OH, WAIT WAIT WAIT-

SCP-9001: *Eyes turn red as he draws his sword*

SCP-∞: I'm gonna kill you, and then kill you again!

SCP-9001: ...Broho.

A Grand Star suddenly crushes SCP-∞.

SCP-∞: OOF!

SCP-9001: Target destroyed. *Walks off*

SCP-∞: *Flips SCP-9001 off*

(...This chapter sucked big ol' ass. XD)

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