Rap Battle Parody

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Just like the title. It'll be this video, except it's some of the Multiversal Heroes voicing everyone. Credit to the original video creator.



RAP BATTLE!

The SCP Foundation!

SCP-087 (Infinite)
SCP-049 (Turco)
SCP-106 (Smesh)
SCP-173 (Machito)

VS...

Five Nights At Freddy's!

Bonnie (Blizzard)
Freddy (Phoenix)
Foxy (Splendid)
Chica (Uni)


BEGIN!


Chica (Uni):
LET'S EAT!
These SCPs don't have a clue what they've done!
We'll grind you up, take you down before you see the sun!

Bonnie (Blizzard):
You're all Euclid bitches trying to step to real horror!
Let's see how safe you feel when you can't close your doors!

Foxy (Splendid):
Ahoy, mateys!
You hear my footsteps on the ground?
I'll hook these SCPs to show I'm the scariest around!

Freddy (Phoenix):
The power's running out, play dead all you want!
But you'll know there's no way out when I start playing my song!

SCP-087 (Infinite):
The SCPs are here, prepare for your necks to get snapped!
These robots will be breaking down, now to finish this crap!

SCP-049 (Turco):
I can't believe we're battling a fox, bear, chicken, and a bunny!
You Chuck E. Cheese ripoffs can never get past these SCP MCs!

SCP-106 (Smesh):
Slaughter you and your guard, there shall be no witness!
Your pizza place is the only thing that's going out of buisness!

SCP-173 (Machito):
Blink, I dare you!
You guys are nowhere near lucid!
I'd give you respect, if your game wasn't so stupid!

Freddy (Phoenix):
We'll be running down the corridor giving many gamers fright!

Bonnie (Blizzard):
We're draining your power, you'll never survive the night!

Chica (Uni):
Super Creepypastas? And you call our game stupid, HA!

Foxy (Splendid):
You won't see us coming when you can't see the security cameras!

Bonnie (Blizzard):
Don't try to close the doors!

Freddy (Phoenix):
Or you'll be jumpscared!

Foxy (Splendid):
I read your pastas, they sucked!

Chica (Uni):
You're not going anywhere!

Bonnie (Blizzard):
Static on the screen!

Freddy (Phoenix):
Watch out!

Foxy (Splendid):
Ain't you cute!

All:
YOU COULDN'T STAY ALIVE FOR ONE NIGHT, NOW WE'LL STUFF YOU IN A BEAR SUIT!

SCP-173 (Machito):
You guys still wanna fight us?
Well, this should be fun.

SCP-049 (Turco):
Better step back before these animals become [DATA EXPUNGED]!

SCP-106 (Smesh):
Wipe the blood off your face, you're all just a disgrace!

SCP-087 (Infinite):
This battle will end when you walk up my staircase!

SCP-106 (Smesh):
This'll be your time, Freddy!

SCP-087 (Infinite):
We won't be sending you to Heaven!

SCP-173 (Machito):
We'll be ripping off your heads!

SCP-049 (Turco):
Like that girl in '87!

SCP-087 (Infinite):
And now for our next show!

SCP-049 (Turco):
Our rhymes will murder!

SCP-173 (Machito):
You old abominations!

All:
YOU GUYS CAN NEVER COMPARE TO THE SCP FOUNDATION!


WHO WON?!




(This was fun. :3)

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