Mini One-Shot.

Jen VS. Crystal

(Just like the video, but with different and some lyrics will be changed. Credit to VGRB for the video.)

Multiversal Rap Battles!

Rapper 1: Crystal (InfiniteLeJackal)

Rapper 2: Jen (TheStarGod)

FIGHT!

Crystal:
An engineer of lyrics, never fearing any test!
Appears that Turlandb is missing, so I'm facing second best, pest!
This Wolf is feasting on this fat furry Inkling!
And judging by how much you stink, I can see why you're number two!
It's coward versus power, you don't wanna play, sis!
I'll be flying high and storming ya, lik a tornado!
Ha!
I'll pass it to the Inkling, but nobody gives a crap!
Cus you already took an "L" when you went with Turco!

Jen:
Usually, I wouldn't battle little girls like you!
But based on your youth, you're used to being bullied and abused!
I'm exterminating you, just call me Animal Control!
And wolf, you best respect your elders, you act eight years old!
A lightning wolf like yourself should realize you've been 1-Upped!
It don't take a genius to compare our ratings and our sums!
So soar all your heart desires, you'll still wind up under!
When a wolf with her lightning powers flies herself into my ice storm!

Crystal:
With all your icy balls, you still can't make a proper roast!
You suck so much, that you would think that you were rapping against a ghost!

Jen:
In terms of fights, I got the most!
I've been a pro since the first day, while you were meant for fighter's little bros. too young to really play!

Crystal:
Your blatant cruelty towards animals deceives me!
Don't you got a daughter to go raise, Momma Jenny?

Jen:
Oh, you're talking down to me and acting like you are all tough?!
Wolf, you look like something I would wear as a Power-Up!

Crystal:
You must be afraid, but I know you can't run away!
Cus the numbers say that my IQ is the same size as your weight!
Your time came and went, so no matter how hard you try to flow...
You'll forever be recognized as a yellow squid girl!

Jen:
You're a freak of nature with those bolts spinning 'round!
I think it's time that this defected dog is finally put down!
Your adventure ends here, I'll use all my Ice Powers...
To be sure your speed now reads no miles per hour!

ROUND OVER!

Choose the winner!