Infinite: *Retarded singing*
Infinite enters the castle.
Infinite: Ahhhh, a beautiful day! :D
The camera pans around the castle, showing chaos as usual.
Infinite: Yep. This is le life.
Crystal: Hey, sweetie! *Kisses Infinite's cheek*
Infinite: Mmm... Hi, sweetheart! What has happened today?
Mario: YOU ATE ALL MAH BEANS!
Raiko: FUCK OFF, FATASS!
Bowser: *Laughs* This chicken is done!
Laura: *Head snaps 180 degrees*
Bowser: Uhhh, Laura? Are you okay-
Laura: CHICKEN!!! *Lunges at Bowser*
Bowser: *Homer Simpson scream*
The Star Goddess tackles Bowser.
Infinite: Laura freaks out over chicken?
Crystal: Nobody told you? Laura has a bit of a chicken addiction.
Infinite: Ah...
Turlandb: Infinite? Think you could go gather everyone else? This special event is almost done.
Infinite: Yeah, I can do that! Be right back!
Infinite teleports away to the city.
Infinite: Machito should be over here somewhere...
???: Ah, hello there, Infinite.
Infinite: Dafuq?
A large being jumps off the roof of a building and lands on the ground in front of Infinite.
Infinite: !!!
Dark Star: Hello.
Infinite: DAS A HUGE BITCH!
Dark Star: -_-
Infinite: Look, Dark Star, I'm in no mood for a fight.
Dark Star: Me neither.
Infinite: Then why did you suddenly show yourself to me?
Dark Star: ...To distract you.
Infinite: What-
A purple-haired Jackal suddenly grabs Infinite from behind.
Infinite: Oi-
Violet: Come here!
Infinite: !
Violet: Come be mine forever!
Infinite tries to squirm away, but Violet makes two giant hands made of bones rise out of the ground and hold the Jackal in place.
Infinite: H-hey!
Violet: Gotcha~
Infinite: Whag kind of Jackal are you?!
Violet: Hehe... I am an undead Jackal. My abilities relate to the shadows!
Dark Star: She is also the older sister of the Dark Star Cult leader. I gotta say, I'm impressed with that cult. They are fill of strong fighters, so they can be useful on my side when I make my big attack.
Infinite: Grrr! Your cult will be destroyed!
Dark Star: *Chuckles evilly, then disappears*
Violet: Now you're all mine~
Infinite: G-go away...!
Violet: No~ I need you~
Infinite: But I don't love you...
Violet: You will~
Infinite: D:
Violet was about to kiss Infinite, when a blue Inkling suddenly flies in out of nowhere and kicks Violet away.
Violet: Oof!
Generous: Grrr! You little bitch! Back the fuck up!
Infinite: Generous!
Violet: *Gets up* Ah. It's you.
Generous: Stay away from him! Infinite would never downgrade to a whore like you!
Violet: Said the always horny blue Inkling.
Generous: Grrr!
Generous tackles Violet, and a fight begins.
Infinite: Yeah! Kick her ass, Generous!
Generous picks Violet up and throws her into a car.
Violet: Oof!
Generous: I'll kill you!
Violet: Foolosh Inkling. I'm undead. I cannot die.
Infinite: You're the fool, Violet. We've taken down undead beings. No matter what shape or form, death is inevitable for all.
Violet: ...You're right about that second part... Death is inevitable... For this Inkling!
Generous: Wha-
Violet turns into a shadow and goes underground. Bones and shadows fly out of the ground and hit the blue Inkling.
Generous: EEK! OW! GAH!
Some of Generous blood sprays.
Infinite: GENEROUS!
Violet: I'll drag your soul into my Underworld!
???: I DON'T THINK SO!
Violet: ?
Jen: *Lands on the ground*
Violet: O_O
Jen: I have Angel energy within me. It will be VERY effective against you.
Violet: O~O"
Jen: *Glows white* So leave now.
Violet turns into a shadow again and goes underground.
Jen: Good.
The giant bony hands shatter and release Infinite.
Infinite: OOF!
Jen: You okay, Infinite?
Infinite: Yeah, I'm fine.
Generous: Ngh...
Jen: I got you, Generous...
Jen puts her hand on Generous's stomach and starts healing her wounds on her body.
Generous: Mmm... Thank you...
Jen: You're welcome...
Jen then suddenly senses something...
Jen: Wait... What...?
Generous: Hmm?
Jen: Generous... Why do I... Feel another life...?
Generous: Oh... Uhhh... *Face turns red*
Infinite: ?
Jen: ?
Generous: ...I'm pregnant...
Jen: !
Infinite: !!!
Generous: Hehehe... Y-yeah...
Infinite: *Eyes widen* Holy Jesus...
Jen: That's awesome, Generous! Who's the father?
Generous: ...
I don't know...
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Mini One-Shot.
FanfictionThis is just a mini SMG4 one-shot. Expect some memes. Smesh Arc: SMG4: Stupid Mario Kart 2 - Smesh Gains Confidence! Laura Arc: Laura...? - Laura's Ultimate Challenge.