Female child 1: *Carefully enters a alleyway* I just need to find that frisbee... Then I'm outta here...
Female child 2: BESTIE, GET OUT OF THERE!
Female child 3: WE CAN'T HAVE ANYTHING BAD HAPPEN TO YOU!
Female child 1: I-I should be f-fine-
Alpha: Hey, kid.
Female child 1: *Screams in fear*
Alpha: ...Here. *Holds out the frisbee*
Female child 1: W-what...?
Alpha: Take it back.
The little kid very carefully takes the frisbee back from Alpha.
Female child 1: *Still shaking in fear* T-t-t-thank y-y-you...?
Alpha: Not a problem. Go back out and play.
Alpha goes back into his tent. The little kid dashes out of the alleyway.
Alpha: Mmhmm.
Alpha was about to take a nap, when something explodes in the distance.
Alpha: ?! *Looks outside*
X: OI!
FM: GET BACK HERE!
Criminal: *Peter Griffin giggle*
Alpha: ...
Alpha grabs his chained spike Ball and throws it, hitting the criminal and knocking him out.
Criminal: OOF!!!
Alpha: Fuck off. *Quickly brings back his weapon and hides*
X: ...The hell just happened...?
FM: Who cares? We got the criminal!
Alpha: *Smirks* *Thoughts: Yep, you did. You're welcome.*
The two Mario Recolors take the knocked out criminal into their police car and drive off.
Alpha: *Thoughts: There...*
Alpha closes his eyes and falls asleep.
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Mini One-Shot.
FanfictionThis is just a mini SMG4 one-shot. Expect some memes. Smesh Arc: SMG4: Stupid Mario Kart 2 - Smesh Gains Confidence! Laura Arc: Laura...? - Laura's Ultimate Challenge.
