(Just like the video, except different people and lyrics are changed a little. Credit to VGRB for this video.)
Multiversal Rap Battles!
Rapper 1: Infinite (InfiniteLeJackal)
Rapper 2: Aeris (AerisEreway)
FIGHT!
Infinite:
I started to believe this Multiverse can't get more shallow.
Yet another horrid story here makes way into my shadow.
Tall and pale, hero right here teleporting 'round a map!
But instead of leaving villains dead, you give their ass a slap?!
Are you serious?!
I'm furious!
People are really reading this?!
You're an Infinite remake that is meant for Pre-K that will never equate to me, period!
That's nearly it!
I will sever each leg to crumple your foundation!
So step in my elementary for some real education!Aeris:
Wow!
There he is, still boring kids!
Congratulations, you exist!
I figured something awful was in the mist.
You're person proving white people shouldn't spit!
This dated shroud is not allowed!
In my schoolhouse, you're flunking out!
For those rhymes, I'll award a shiny quarter since you're selling out!
I mean, you've got ANOTHER story now, sure that'll be a smash!
Based on every other story here...
Well, you can do the math!
Now let's do my favorite subject!
What happens when I subtract your head from the rest of your carcass and then split it into halves?
Now class is in session!
May I please have your attention?!
Take this jump rope for suspension!
Hang from your neck in detention!
You're reign of fame has now ended!
I'll sweep the floor with you, man!
I get madder every verse you fail...
GET OUT WHILE YOU CAN!Infinite:
I got you decoded, the pages I wrote it!
Then you went and stole it, put it in your notebooks!
Repackaged and sold it for kids, but you know it!
It's me that you owe, the numbers that you're growin'!
I gave you your start, I'll be your finish!
You won't make it far, now I have risen!
I'll tear out your heart!
Then I'm persisting to rip you apart, how is that for division?!
I'M INFINITE!
Put you in a hospice, there's no treatment!
For when I teach what is really frightening to Shadownova!
I'm the peak of all heroes!
You are just the trending fad!
That is soon to die off right along with Gabriel and Uni!Aeris:
Let's look at your results, and based on your grim grading...
I can see why you dropped out of school, Slim Shady.
I can't believe it if you think that verse would make me shudder!
Then you're twisted as that Lexi girl, who always damages herself!ROUND OVER!
Choose the winner!
YOU ARE READING
Mini One-Shot.
FanfictionThis is just a mini SMG4 one-shot. Expect some memes. Smesh Arc: SMG4: Stupid Mario Kart 2 - Smesh Gains Confidence! Laura Arc: Laura...? - Laura's Ultimate Challenge.