Smart-ass Cow

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A Minecraft cow walks around super secret supermassive lab.

Cow: Hmm... Is our experiment done yet?

Villager Scientist: Almost, ma'am.

Cow: Alright.

JonWig: Bessy?

Bessy (Cow): Hmm? JonWig? What's up?

JonWig: Turco is... Possessed, kind of.

Bessy: How?

JonWig: A Titan named Witherzilla possessed his mind and his trying to make Turco his puppet. He needs our help.

Bessy: I see... Alright. My 1000 IQ should be able to come up with something to cure him.

JonWig: I would like to help. He's been my friend for a long time.

Bessy: The more, the merrier. How's your IQ?

JonWig: You managed to get my IQ up to 950.

Bessy: That means those tests are working. Soon enough, you should be as smart as me.

JonWig: Heh heh.

Bessy: I'm gonna head out and get some supplies. Use this.

Bessy gives JonWig a list.

JonWig: Stuff needed to make this cure?

Bessy: Yep. Only one piece is missing. I'm gonna go out and find it. Use everything else on the list to get started on it. I'll be back shortly.

JonWig: Alrighty. Thanks.

Bessy: Not a problem.

Bessy stands on a teleporter and disappears.

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