Multiversal Rap Battles

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(Again, like the title, but with different people and some lyrics changed a little. Credit to VGRB for this video.)



Multiversal Rap Battles!

Rapper 1: Generous (GenerousGamer)

Rapper 2: Turco (TheStarGod)

FIGHT!


Generous:
Like a Starstorm into battle when my burns come raining down!
'Bout to roast a bag of bones and bury him back underground!
How you gonna face this fight?
Flirt, Small Talk, or Run?
I'm bringing Genocide that you can't even safe your waifu from!
I drop the hottest fire by just holding out my hand!
Me losing to a Star?
No need to use your power, Turco!
When your topping best hero charts, just keep in mind...
You only exist cus your creator was a fan of mine!

Turlandb:
It's a beautiful day... For some judgment to dispell!
On days like this, kids like you should be burning in hell!
My world warns against your sinful senseless monster slaughter fest!
If I had things my way, you'd already be dead!
The godly Multiversal Heroes against an Inkling girl?
Ha!
We'll get a Mother 3 U.S. release before you're beating me!
I could stand here and do nothing, and I'd still come out on top!
Your rapping mission should be aborted, just like your Infinite!

Generous:
Guess the bonehead couldn't stop boondoggling to drop a diss!
Don't be hating on my man, you're used to losing to a girl!
Mercy's off the table!
Never spare a monster when I rap!
So try and crack one of your puns, while I crack your skull in half!
And don't call me evil, I'm a hero, created my own world!
The real villain is the guy who let all of his fam die!
So here's the tale of what happens at the end of this rap game!
Turco cried for all his friends... But nobody came!

Turlandb:
You're looking pretty frustrated.
Guess I'm just good at my job!
Beating you's an alley oop, so prepare to get dunked on!
I killed you in the first verse and you still came back to rhyme?
It looks like someone really wants to have a bad time!
Playtime's over, step to me, and you know that you're boned!
'Specially when you're a girl who's only known from Super "Smash" Bros.!
And a girl collecting dust?
You could never kill me, friend!
Oops, I've overdone my roast.
All well, I'll head to Bessy's then.



Round over!

Choose the winner!

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