WTF...?

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*Mario 64 Piano SFX*

Turlandb: What the actual hell...?

Jen: What's that...?

Piano: GET IN MAH BELLEH!

Jen: Eep!

Turlandb: ...

Piano: *Mario 64 Piano SFX*

Turlandb summons his sword.

Turlandb: Leave. Now.

Piano: *Spits Laura out*

Laura: OOF!

Jen: *Gasp* Laura!

Turlandb: Excuse me, what the fuck?!

Piano: *Mario 64 Piano SFX*

Laura: Ow...

Jen starts to carry Laura and disappears with her.

Turlandb: Grrr...

Piano: *Mario 64 Piano SFX*

Turlandb: Shadownova's minions are nowhere to be found right now, so I'll just take care of you right now!

Piano: I'm gonna kick your ass!

Turlandb and the Piano start fighting.

*Record scratch* Yes... The goddamn Piano is gonna be a new villain in my Universe, as weird as it sounds.

I know Infinitetheedge is gonna be interested on how the fuck the Piano is gonna do evil shit. :3

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