(Like the video, but different people and lyrics will changed a little. Credit to The Infinite Source for this video.)
Multiversal Rap Battles!
Rapper 1: Gabriel (theherooflight)
Rapper 2: Uni (eeveetails101)
FIGHT!
Gabriel:
Kamehame- Hold my beer!
Time to beat a foxgirl down!
Takin' out my foes before this human Foxy came around!
They call me the Mighty One!
The comeback kid I must admit...
Came to the Aither, and I could not get Lexi off my d!ck!
It's Gabriel, I've got the gold!
Are you a foxy red or blue?!
Either way, come here, so I can beat the water out of you!
Techniques are advanced, don't need to go Super Saiyan One!
That's okay, I'll break this Foxy Pinata wide open just for fun!Uni:
Foxy Pinata...
Did you come up with that by yourself?
When they put this fool together, someone left his IQ on the shelf.
Uni, dopest foxy girl that you've ever seen!
Don't make me a slap a b!#ch, someone get this boy a Senzu Bean.
Bring all of your clowns, and perhaps it would've been fair.
I'm psychic, lemme see inside your mind-
Wait, nothing's in there!
Face the wrath of a superior specimen through genetic splice!
If ignorance is bliss, then Gabriel is in paradise!Gabriel:
Hyperbolic Mobbin!
Training day and night, I never rest!
When Gabriel is finished, they'll delete you from the Aiether Dex!
Where's my next opponent?!
Fightin' harder, never settle!
This creature looks like a fox, but I cannot sense a Power Level!
Superior to all the light?
Does this mutant wanna make a bet?!
Give me all you got, and I'll crush a blue-ish pocket pet!
Defender of the universe, I always show when danger calls!
Uni is upset she's got no foxy or no Dragon Balls!Uni:
Well, that was sad.
Please crawl in that capsule you were found in.
Can't sense my Power Level?
Well, swag's over 9000!
I know this hero's proud that he shouted and geared up.
But I slapped him so hard, his great light inside teared up!
You took another "L", and believed this had redeemed you.
This is worse than the time that your boi Special Beamed you!
Your jabs and Ki Blasts were all crude misses!
You're just the latest in the long line of backhanded slapped b!#@hes!ROUND OVER!
Choose the winner!
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Mini One-Shot.
FanfictionThis is just a mini SMG4 one-shot. Expect some memes. Smesh Arc: SMG4: Stupid Mario Kart 2 - Smesh Gains Confidence! Laura Arc: Laura...? - Laura's Ultimate Challenge.