Mini One-Shot.

Retardedness, Cus Why Not?

It was just yet another normal day here in the SMG4 Mushroom Kingdom. Boi, would you even call this place "normal"? I know I would. Hell, I wouldn't mind an IRL version of this world. Continuing on, at the castle, memes are happening there, as per usual every day.

Mario: *Dancing naked on spaghetti* Yeah, hahahaaaaa!

Toad: *Growls softly*

Mario: *Sings like Homer Simpson*

Toad: *Growls louder*

Mario: *PewDiePie voice* MELON! I LOVE MELON!

Toad: *Gibberish* Jflworhtlcoaveucpsnevgpvuwvrogysk!

Mario: Spaghetti! :D

Toad: *Screams and shoots Mario*

*Explosion*

Mario: OOF!

M96 Mario: Oi, asshole!

Toad: The hell do you want?

M96 Mario: *Lunges at Toad and starts... I dunno* REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!

Toad: AHHHHHH!!! JESUS CHRIST! OH, FUCK!

Megan: *Laughs* That's what you get, ya fungus!

A piano flies out of nowhere and hits Megan, decapitating her and making her head hit the ground.

Megan: ...Well, that was a load of shit!

M96 Toad: Grrrrrrrrrrrrrr!

Bowser: 🎶Makin' bacon pancakes! Makin' bacon pancakes! Makin' bacon pancakes!🎶 :D

M96 Bowser: I'M MAKIN' F***ING MAC 'N' CHEESE, AND NOBODY CAN STOP ME-

The microwave explodes, sending mac 'n' cheese and M96 Bowser flying.

M96 Bowser: OOF, MAH ASS!

Bowser: *Head flattens* BAH! Idiot! *Intense laughter*

Phoenix: *Facepalm* Oh, my fucking god...

Luigi: *Humming the Luigi's Mansion theme*

M96 Luigi: Oh, man... This basement is scary...

Luigi: I know... But we'll have to pull through this... The princess commanded this...

M96 Luigi: Y-yeah...

A gun cocks nearby.

Both Luigis: Eh?

Rabbit: ...

Luigi: O_O

M96 Luigi: Ohhhhhhhhhh, shiiiiiieeeeeeeet...

Rabbit: ...GIMME YO F**KING MONEY!

Luigi: *Panicky Luigi noises*

M96 Luigi: *Reversed Luigi screaming*

The two green plumbers run away from the rabbit, as the tiny animal gives chase while firing its gun at them.

Luigi: RUN, BITCH! RUUUUUNNNNNNNNNNNNNN!!!

M96 Luigi: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!

Rabbit: I'M STARVING! I WANNA EAT YOUR BABIES!!!

Luigi: I DON'T WANT TO DIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!

M96 Luigi: I STILL HAVEN'T LIVED MY LIFE YET!!!

Rabbit: I'M GOING TO RAPE YOU!!!

Meggy: Hey, other me!

M96 Meggy: Hmm? Oh, hey! What's up?

Meggy: *Cocks Splattershot like a shotgun* Wanna shoot each other? :D