It was just yet another normal day here in the SMG4 Mushroom Kingdom. Boi, would you even call this place "normal"? I know I would. Hell, I wouldn't mind an IRL version of this world. Continuing on, at the castle, memes are happening there, as per usual every day.
Mario: *Dancing naked on spaghetti* Yeah, hahahaaaaa!
Toad: *Growls softly*
Mario: *Sings like Homer Simpson*
Toad: *Growls louder*
Mario: *PewDiePie voice* MELON! I LOVE MELON!
Toad: *Gibberish* Jflworhtlcoaveucpsnevgpvuwvrogysk!
Mario: Spaghetti! :D
Toad: *Screams and shoots Mario*
*Explosion*
Mario: OOF!
M96 Mario: Oi, asshole!
Toad: The hell do you want?
M96 Mario: *Lunges at Toad and starts... I dunno* REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!
Toad: AHHHHHH!!! JESUS CHRIST! OH, FUCK!
Megan: *Laughs* That's what you get, ya fungus!
A piano flies out of nowhere and hits Megan, decapitating her and making her head hit the ground.
Megan: ...Well, that was a load of shit!
M96 Toad: Grrrrrrrrrrrrrr!
Bowser: 🎶Makin' bacon pancakes! Makin' bacon pancakes! Makin' bacon pancakes!🎶 :D
M96 Bowser: I'M MAKIN' F***ING MAC 'N' CHEESE, AND NOBODY CAN STOP ME-
The microwave explodes, sending mac 'n' cheese and M96 Bowser flying.
M96 Bowser: OOF, MAH ASS!
Bowser: *Head flattens* BAH! Idiot! *Intense laughter*
Phoenix: *Facepalm* Oh, my fucking god...
Luigi: *Humming the Luigi's Mansion theme*
M96 Luigi: Oh, man... This basement is scary...
Luigi: I know... But we'll have to pull through this... The princess commanded this...
M96 Luigi: Y-yeah...
A gun cocks nearby.
Both Luigis: Eh?
Rabbit: ...
Luigi: O_O
M96 Luigi: Ohhhhhhhhhh, shiiiiiieeeeeeeet...
Rabbit: ...GIMME YO F**KING MONEY!
Luigi: *Panicky Luigi noises*
M96 Luigi: *Reversed Luigi screaming*
The two green plumbers run away from the rabbit, as the tiny animal gives chase while firing its gun at them.
Luigi: RUN, BITCH! RUUUUUNNNNNNNNNNNNNN!!!
M96 Luigi: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!
Rabbit: I'M STARVING! I WANNA EAT YOUR BABIES!!!
Luigi: I DON'T WANT TO DIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!
M96 Luigi: I STILL HAVEN'T LIVED MY LIFE YET!!!
Rabbit: I'M GOING TO RAPE YOU!!!
Meggy: Hey, other me!
M96 Meggy: Hmm? Oh, hey! What's up?
Meggy: *Cocks Splattershot like a shotgun* Wanna shoot each other? :D
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Mini One-Shot.
FanfictionThis is just a mini SMG4 one-shot. Expect some memes. Smesh Arc: SMG4: Stupid Mario Kart 2 - Smesh Gains Confidence! Laura Arc: Laura...? - Laura's Ultimate Challenge.