Mini One-Shot.

Brother VS. Sister

(Just like the video, except different people and some lyrics are changed a little. Credit to VGRB for the video.)

Multiversal Rap Battles!

Rapper 1: Infinite (InfiniteLeJackal)

Rapper 2: Lexi (Leximemes)

FIGHT!

Infinite:
I think I'm getting just a little deja vu.
Explain what is the deal with all these devil dudes.
Cus if a demon tryna battle with this steaming China...
Sister, then you must be hangin' with the tipsy troop!
I wish that Mackenzie drew a more threatening foe.
Let's let our titles both decide who's best in show!
The one without a soul who's pushing out her kills on her friends...
Or the guy who lands a video game!
Call us rivals?
Don't be insane.
You got 30s styles in your stories.
Now talk about how much you coppin' out it's lame.
Like that wolf Alpha, you can't be saved!
I quest across the country for a legendary hero.
Your maker tossed ya soon as she could ink a deal with Alice.
You look a little dry for being made for kids.
So tip me over and suck on this!

Lexi:
Well, Jackals seem to act the same.
He like to roll the dice!
He came across the devil's game...
And gosh, he paid the price!
And now he's fighting for his life in a mission fraught with dread!
And once the devil spits some rhymes, the devil takes your head!
...Heh...
Say you wanna take another gamble with the devil?
Then you're blowing more steam than your buddy GodJackal.
Just go mug at all your losses from a dozen different bosses.
We would never come to crosses cus I'm on another level!
I'm coming from a series that is ripe with scares.
But you're the freak belongin' in a nightmare fair!
Try and pull peashooters on me, you'll be down and out!
Save it for when Turco's givin' you a round-a-bout!

Infinite:
And you think that your takes are best?
Your ink game is making a mess!
And I spit so mean, it puts demons to rest.
Oh so fast like the Phantom Express!
While you wander all round your map...
I run and gun on the track!
Call me your studio, give you the axe...
And leave you on the cutting room floor like your act!

Lexi:
Sad your rappin' isn't harder than your game.
I'm surprised your verses didn't get delayed.
And no amount of challenge with your difficult controls...
Can hold a candle to the ample of Dark Souls I claim!
Have to say you are the weakest of my foes.
Cus it's a little girl against a big softie Jackal.
Now my time's done here, thanks for coming to my show!
See you in five more years when you want another go!

Round over!

Choose the winner!