Descendants Battle

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(Just like the video, except different people and lyrics will be changed a little. Credit to VGRB for the video.)

???: ...This is gonna be so edgy.

Multiversal Rap Battles!

Rapper 1: Volt! (InfiniteLeJackal)

Rapper 2: Jason! (TheStarGod)

FIGHT!

Volt:
Pipe up, pipe down, chill in the back!
I've got a show to run, and now the ninja is back!
Lemme guess, another one of your "pro-bro" spits.
Put out by the wind, take a photo, bitch!
Can't catch killer camera crasher!
Glitch grand gladiator to a gas compactor!
Rap rat kicking ass in the black to match!
You're in D-EE-P massive crap!
Ain't no half steppin', Imma throw back wreckin' in your gonads...
Lesson to a slow fat peasant!
Reckon it's about time to toss the towel.
I'm a speed-spoken poet, supersonic vowels!
Venture like a vulture into vengeance, evacuate!
Came to violate violently!
You're violet and bound to pass away!
Call me Pan, I crawl past plain sight!
On my watch you're broken into eighths by daylight, pieces!

Jason:
Like Jesus...
Maybe cease the screamin' Vegeta?
Cus you're just a clone of a clone of my foe!
Yeah, they'd call you a shadow for a reason!
Bring all your friends, I'll be eatin' them!
You got seven gems?
I got millions!
I don't need to bring a sword, these guns will do! *Flexes*
I'm a killer on the mic, so run the jewels!
Your girl's too good, she needed a real man!
So I took your Ruby to Jason Land!
Ironic you're supposed to cure a deadly illness...
But only caused cancer with all of your fans!
I smash down foes in the Hall of Fame!
To bash down this Volt is a mini-game!
And Jason breaks rats like they're bricks!
But you'll make a nice trophy if I need assists!

Volt:
I was nice for a change, now it's AK game time!
You've got pounds, we have bass lines!
Why would Jason wanna wish away?
To wake wisdom and war for the wimp to waste!
What a whack, weak wannabe!
Fragile as pottery!
Imitating Turlandb, don't even try to copy me!
That W belongs to me!
F****r had to get a shoehorn right into odyssey!
Not a main character, the same character!
A fact that you'll always be the one reject in the gold man's shadow!
Lookin' at me, digest mad ammo!
All of you damn Star kids act identical!
You've slayed a giant, I've killed several!
An OG?
Never earned that title!
Impossible to think you could ever be an idol!

Jason:
Your empty threats don't scare me now!
This edgy pest just wares me out!
You're always so dark and depressed...
That a suicide mission's all that you can carry out!
The Ultimate Lifeform?
You're just a faker of Infinite!
Your verses are like your story, cus it's all speed and no content!
When it comes to making these rude tunes, Jason's got the smooth moves!
Heard all your raps and now I've gone and snapped!
Just go make like all your spin attacks screw you!
You're more desolate than Mephiles!
Always blowing out smoke like, TOOT TOOT!
Make you bleed to your black doom!
Does something stink?
Oh wait, that's you!

*Fart*

Jason:
Orrr, maybe that was me.

Volt:
*Coughs* Whatever!

Jason:
Hahahahaha!

ROUND OVER!

Choose the winner!

Multiversal Rap Battles!

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