floriography [ stories five ]

a couple of explanation things

[ yes here we go explaining two ideas: parent squad and why the fuck

song- work song by hozier

stay safe,
lew. ]

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parent squad—

aka the au where lewis, chase, and ronnie are all very involved with their children's class and as a result have to deal with each other.

in this, they've all kind of befriended one another to make it more bearable, because god most of the parents are gossipy karens.

so lil character bios—

lewis-
father to tyler
single parent who occasionally finds the time to go on dates
very outdoorsy
two seconds away from an emotional breakdown
most likely to forget to pack his kid's lunchbox

tyler-
lewis' kid
five years old, born in march
very small and quiet
loves pictures and cameras
goes along with any little scheme
most likely to cause a plan to go very wrong

chase-
mother to bee
had her little demon at 17 so she's younger than the other parents
lives with her best friend bailey
the one that mixes alcohol into her morning coffee
a wreck
most likely to forget to pick up the kids from school

bailey-
chase's live-in babysitter
baker and computer dude
borderline furry and i don't like that :(
most likely to load the kids up on sugar and send them home for their parents to deal with

bee-
chase's kid
six years old, born in november
very bossy
the ringleader of the children, probably
her mother can barely control her
loves her 'uncle bailey'
most likely to propose a stupid scheme to her friends

ronnie-
father of rosie
married, (sometimes unhappily)
the one with his shit together
sweetheart angel
most likely to give the kids very very expensive presents

ezra-
father of rosie
ronnie's husband
chaotic bastard
chase hates his guts
most likely to give the kids something kids should not have

rosaline-
ezra and ronnie's daughter
five, slightly younger than tyler
absolute sweetheart
the best child
most likely to talk her friends out of doing something stupid

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why the fuck—

aka 'everything's the same but....'

- lewis goes vegetarian ( and eventually vegan ) a couple months into the band touring

- bailey admits that he's most likely a goddamn furry

- chase doesn't curse anymore

( please suggest things for the other characters i'm dumb )