floriography [ stories five ]

more shitposting / junk

[ since i currently do not like the thing i'm writing bc it's all stiff and awkward, have some shitposts i mostly sourced from incorrect marvel quotes ]

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"Hey, Chase... Are you all right?" Bailey asks gently, setting the bags he's been carrying on the table.

"Yeah. Why?"

"You asked the cashier if damage repair shampoo worked on emotions."

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Ronnie sighed, carefully wrapping up Chase's wrist. "You shouldn't insult people who're bigger than you."

She groaned, tipping her head back. "But then I'd never get to insult anyone, and we can't have that!"

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logan, standing in between harry and lewis, arms around both of them: look!! it's my favorite people!!

harry & lewis: trying not to hiss at each other

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"It's what best friends do!" Bailey said cheerfully, handing Ronnie a cup of hot chocolate.

"We aren't really best friends, though," Ronnie replies gently, setting the cup on the table.

"But... you tucked me in last night..."

"Chase told me that I needed to! If you don't get tucked in, you sleepwalk!"

[ partial credit: sonic the hedgehog lmao ]

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there's a tiktok i literally just saw where a guy is crouched down by the trunk of his car and there's a bumper sticker that reads "i heart gay porn" and the guy's like "some dude pranked me by putting this sticker on my car and i can't let people think it's true"

then he moves and there's one that says "go vegan" and he's like "i'm not?? vegan that's horrible"

anyways,,, logan energy

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i made myself cry the other morning listening to 'dancing after death' by matt maeson and thinking of the thing elias and i did about logan's death and i just came to the conclusion for maximum emotional pain for lewis

he spent years trying to forget the little details about logan, but was unable to. but once logan's gone, he starts to forget, and it isn't long before he can't recall the little things, like the scent of his cologne and the way he smiled

and that's what hurts him the most

( and i'm just?? crying at this don't mind me )

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sudden desire by hayley williams works for a lewis song don't @ me

and creepin' by hayley williams works for 'vampires will never hurt you' ?? i need to continue that but!! inspiration!!

i love her so much just?? don't mind me

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marvel au?? anyone??

bailey as spider-man
logan as iron man

possibly chase as captain marvel?? idk

i'd need help plotting this bc still i'm relatively new to marvel

(i've had iron man saved on my disney plus for two months and i've only watched like an hour of it bc my attention span/ executive dysfunction sucks and i'm afraid to get attached to any more characters yeehaw)

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lewis, trying to decide on a middle name for his child: maybe one after my dad but,,,, i'm not cursing that child with being named donald

(ps: fun fact about me
one of my dad's cousins apparently told my mom when she was pregnant for me that a) the baby would be born on his birthday, b) it'd be a boy, and c) he was gonna have a huge dick.

only one of those came true bc august 21!! but jesus christ everyone thought i was gonna be a boy isn't that fun?? i'm just glad i wasn't named fuckin DONALD )