floriography [ stories five ]

blog || two,,, but make it chase and bailey

[ yeehaw this is a way for me to be relaxed while trying to write and also get more inside my characters' heads thank

so this is chase and bailey answering questions off of bailey's fan account

neither of them know how to fucking type so,,, me and my autocorrect are gonna have a hell of a time

bailey's answers are italics, chase's are plain text

stay safe,
lew. ]

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The post was innocent enough.

An Instagram Story photo with their 'question' sticker, labeled 'Ask Bailey & Chase Anything'. And... a lot of shit was asked.

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q: when did u guys meet?
how long have u been together?

Chase and me aren't together lol
We've been best friends since 2011, and we've lived together almost as long!

lmao i'm?? a lesbian
b's like a baby brother to me and i thot it was pretty clear we weren't together

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q: what's it like living with your bff?

It's awesome! Im really glad she puts up with me. Im super needy and super particular about certain things but for the most part it's perfect!

okay so bailey's got a lot of weird habits but he puts up with me being drunk like 6 nights a week and he's a great cook so,,, no complaints here

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q: favorite video game?

I like Minecraft and Life Is Strange
I don't really play a lot of video games cuz a lot of them are first person shooters and those kinda scare me

lmao the last time i played a video game, i was drunk-playing 'grand theft auto' with my girlfriend at the time and we had no clue what we were doing so we quit

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q: how to break up with ur cheating bf??

okay no bailey is NOT answering this one i'm gonna tell you a thing.
you look that mf in the eyes, tell him to go to hell, maybe punch him in the dick, and get tf outta there.
no second chances. don't let him explain. just get yourself out of that situation before you can't.

(I edited that somewhat bc we don't use the f word on my account. Only time it's used is when it's a direct quote from the most handsome guy on the planet)

(so just for clarity,,, logan el-amin is the only one who can say the fuck word on bailey's account)

[ At that point, Chase hit the post button before Bailey could check over what she'd typed. And then it was on to the next question. ]

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q: please share a picture of you guys?? ily

Uh here's the one I edited for our Christmas card before I actually made the card. I don't know why we didn't just take a normal picture, but I don't mind editing. Plus Chase was being difficult and was like "Here use this picture from a month or two ago, I don't want my picture taken today"

for the record,,,, i looked like ass the day he wanted to take pictures. i was hungover and really tired

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q: how old are you?

I'm 22, I'll be 23 in April!

23. birthday's in november, please send me money or something i'll give you my paypal

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q: do u even have other friends lmao

hey why don't you screw off
for the record, yeah we have other friends. but it's none of your goddamn business

I have a bunch of friends, Chase is my best friend though. She's like one of my big sisters only not on drugs and she's nicer

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q: r u guys single?

lmao you're probably like 12 years old
but yeah? no one currently wants to deal with my dramatic ass lmao

Nope! I have a girlfriend who's very very sweet and she's a lot better than my ex boyfriend.

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q: have you ever met the band??

Yes!! Oh my gosh
When me and Chase were still in high school, we met them. It was on their first major tour, so they were 18-19. Logan gives great hugs 10/10 would recommend

and then my friend ronnie hooked us up with tickets for b's birthday and logan remembered this account so,,, yeah.

Ronnie is an angel and he deserves the best in life.

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q: favorite song?

Anything that @/loganwithlove sings. He's perfect

i?? am not that into music but i used to listen to a lot of eminem and nwa,,, b's been making me listen to with love and other associated things but?? idk i'm just not that into pop music

[ This is the question that got Chase in trouble with literally 90% of the people that follow Bailey. ]