Meet and Ask the Big Five

Meet the Five!

Picture the scene: a room in Elsa's palace in Arendelle, lavishly decorated. Hiccup, Rapunzel and Merida are all perched on couches, while Elsa and Jack are in the centre of the room, typing on a computer

Jack: Hey there! I'm Jack, as you probably know, me being a celebrity and all...

Elsa: *punches Jack in the arm* Jack! Stick to the script!

Jack: Sorry, Elsa. Anyway... So I'm Jack, and this is my best friend Elsa of Arendelle.
You may have heard of her too.

Merida: Thanks, Sherlock! Frozen was one of the highest grossing films of all...

Rapunzel: Merida! Sssshhh! Let Jack finish!

Merida: Just cos you have a cru...

Jack, Elsa and Rapunzel: Shut up, Merida!

Jack: Anyway, as I was saying, this is Elsa, that's Rapunzel, and that annoying one over there is Merida.

Merida: Excuse m...

Jack and Rapunzel: SHUT UP, MERIDA!

Elsa: Wait, guys, where's Hiccup?

Jack: I knew SOMEONE was missing...

Rapunzel: How could you forget about your best friend?

Jack: He's not very memorable, okay?

Merida: Say that again, Overland, and your pretty little face will have a pretty little bruise!

Jack: Someone's getting overprotective!

Merida: I don't fancy Hiccup!

Hiccup enters

Hiccup: what are you guys talking about?

Everyone but Hiccup: Uhmmmm... Nothing...

Hiccup: Guys! Do you not trust me?

Rapunzel: of course we trust you, Hiccup! It's just...

Jack: Merida fancies you!

Elsa: *face palm*

Hiccup: Oh... Uh...

Rapunzel: ohmigosh! Mericcup is so adorable!

Merida: shut it... Hairy!

Rapunzel: Hairy! If you straightened your hair, it would be way longer than mine!

Merida: Say that again, to my face!

Meanwhile...

Hiccup: So Merida fancies me, huh?

Elsa: No Hiccup, Jack's just winding Mer up.

Hiccup: Oh... Okay, bye then.

Jack: Wait, Hiccup, stay! We're introducing ourselves to our fans on Wattpad.

Hiccup: Fans? You mean, we're... Famous?

Elsa: We're pretty well known, yeah!

Hiccup: And... Wattpad is?...

Jack: *face palm*

Elsa: It's this website where you can share stories and stuff. And we thought we'd do a little 'Ask the Big Five' thing, where all those lovely Wattpadians can ask us questions and help us out and stuff. You can get it online, on your computer - we just got WiFi installed in Arandelle, so we though we'd make the most of it! Do you wanna type for a bit?

Hiccup: Okay...

Jack: So, to start, we need some questions to answer.

Merida: (from the other side of the room, in the process of yanking Rapunzel's hair) Such a genius, Overland!

Elsa: I'd better go sort the girls out... I'll be back in a minute...

Hiccup: Hey, why don't we ask the people on Whatpad or whatever it's called...

Jack: Hey good idea! You guys out there! Send in your questions and instructions for us... Your wish is our command.

Elsa returns and stands next to Jack

Elsa: Yeah, but nothing too stupid. Like daring me to kiss Jack.

Jack: Oy!

Elsa: I'm kidding! You're my best friend Jack... But I have to admit, kissing you would be a bit... Weird.

Jack's face droops into a pout.

Jack: Oy! I am not pouting, Hiccup.

Jack attempts to delete the last two lines.

Merida: You so were!

Elsa: Jack? Is there something you want to tell me?

Jack turns a bright shade of crimson.

Jack: HICCUP! I'm not blushing!

Rapunzel: Uh, Jack, you kind of are... *giggles*

Jack: Elsa! Hiccup can't be trusted with that laptop...

Merida: He's just telling the truth!

Jack: shut up!

Merida: You shut up, snowflake head!

Jack: At least I actually wash my hair...

Merida: Excuse me?

Jack: And if I straightened it, it wouldn't be twelve feet long!

Merida: SAY THAT AGAIN, TO MY FACE, OVERLAND!

Merida chases Jack out of the room.

Rapunzel: Well... That was fun!

Hiccup: (to Wattpadians) You heard Jack! Get over here and ask questions! Anyway... I've gotta go save Jack, so... Bye!