"Wh- What the heck are you doing here!?" I say, pointing at Firey who just got out of my shower.
"Of course, I am your husband. Do I have no rights to visit my lovely wife?"
I grunted, what on earth was this dickhead doing inside my apartment. Why did he suddenly come back after 6 years!? Does he think he can finally get back on proper terms with me!?
"After you change, please just leave." I say, covering my eyes as he changes.
"How come? I know you love my company, Leafs."
"Don't call me that. Leave. Go."
He pouted, maybe begging me to let him stay. "That's so unfair! We have to talk about our lives after 6 years!"
"No. Buzz off."
"I'm your husband! You can't buzz me off! I won't go anyways!" He proclaims, this just makes my blood boil even more.
"Fine." I say, as he cheers in victory.
"Let's get a divorce." I continue my sentence, as he stops cheering and looks at me confused. Has he not gotten a hint?
"Leafy.." he murmurs, his eyes are slowly tearing up. Ha. Good for you, dumbass.
"Divorce doesn't exist in Goiky!" He exclaims, and jumps in joy.
What.
"Haven't you heard? Divorcing doesn't apply anymore to the laws of Goiky!"
I never heard of this.
"I thought you'd know."
What the fuck is happening.
"So, that means I could stay!"
I give up.
"Fine, you can stay. Just don't be a prick and make a mess."
"Aw, Leafy you know I don't make messes."
Pfft, as if.
"Except in the one particular place of cours-" I cut him off with my hand, as he smirked and laughed.
"D'aww, you're embarrassed."
I absolutely hate this man.
Why did I marry this idiot?
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Conflicted By You (Fireafy Fanfiction)
FanfictionIt was such a wonderful day, Leafy had been just had the greatest time of her life. Then she got home, and saw her husband, who had been gone for the past 6 years. Then everything went.. unexpected. [ A Fireafy fanfic that sets on modern times, diff...
