Conflicted By You (Fireafy Fanfiction)

Pin

Hello!

I'm Pin Merin, a 27 year old girls whose— unfortunately— single.

I work in my own little bakery by the road, and I am currently talking to my best friend in the world, whose husband just came back after 6 years.

Husband?

Yes! Bitch got married faster than me! Yet I remain single and virgin after 6 damned years!

"So.. he's back now?"

"Yes, the dumbass is back. Anyways, how's the guy you hit up at the bar last week? I thought you were going on a date with him?"

"Bah. The guy's a jerk. Didn't like him."

"Have you tried sped dating? Tinder?"

"Leafy, if there's anything I could do to get at least one boyfriend in all these 6 years I already did it."

"Fail?"

"Utter fail! Why are all good guys gay..?"

Then an idea popped out of my head.

"Leafy— how does sausage feel?"

Leafy just sat there, looking at me with utter confusion and disgust. "Pin.. I don't know what to say.."

"You're married! You have to at least have lost your—"

"I am married, I already lost my purity but—"

"But what."

"I haven't had it for years."

"O-oh. Then how do you remember it?"

Leafy got to thinking, probably remembering how it was back then.

"It was.. er.. euphoric."

"E-euphoric?"

"Yes. Like drug-like euphoric."

"Well I got sore afterwards but after 30 minutes we did it again."

I spat out my drink. "What the fuck."

"It happened like.. every day off we had, I guess?"

"It's boring being singlee.."

"Oh Pin, stop moping. At least you don't have your dumb husband eating all the food you own."

"You're right I guess.."

I hope one day I do find my husband.

And get sausage.

But until that moment I'll focus on my bakery..

And insist Leafy on doing it again.

"Hello, are you open?"

I stood up from chair quickly, and went to the counter. "Yes, what would you like?"

"I want this bakery."

"Wh-huh?"

"Let me get this straight. I want to work with you. I will boost your bakery and spread it. Let's be business partners."

I don't understand what this guy is saying.

"If you ever consider it.. give me a call." Says the guy as he slides a business card on the counter and leave.

Coiny Golds.

"Pin? What did he say?" Leafy asks me as she checks if I'm okay.

"Ahh.. what a cute target."

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