(This is uh canon. Some are deleted parts from the first draft.)
Leafy: so you'll stay at home for a week?
Firey: yeah.
Leafy: can you do the chores for me?
Firey: can do.
Leafy: okay great. There's my laundry.
Firey: okay.
—
Leafy: Firey what are you doing
Firey: I'm folding your laundry in an orderly fashion
Leafy: what that's not what I'm seeing
Firey: I'm organizing them
Leafy: ..how?
Firey: from c to d cup
Leafy: don't.. do the laundry ever again.
Firey: seems fine to me.
—
This was supposed to be the chapter after the one with rules
Pin: leafy I heard your husband is back
Leafy: i know
Pin: how did you meet when he went back?
Leafy: oh uh well he just got out of the bath
Pin: ooh tell me more
Leafy: and-
Pin: you guys fucked
Leafy: no i told him to get out
Pin: if i were you id do the same but if he doesnt leave id bang him either way
Leafy: well 1. You're not me and 2. You're single and a virgin
Pin: damn right i'm a virgin :(
Leafy: yeah keep crying
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Conflicted By You (Fireafy Fanfiction)
FanficIt was such a wonderful day, Leafy had been just had the greatest time of her life. Then she got home, and saw her husband, who had been gone for the past 6 years. Then everything went.. unexpected. [ A Fireafy fanfic that sets on modern times, diff...