"Okay, here are the rules."
Says Leafy as she hands me a very long roll of paper as I continue to eat garlic bread on her couch.
The rules were as followed.
1. Pay half the rent.
Hm. Considerable.
2. You cook and do the groceries. I do the Laundry and Cleaning.
Okay, less labor for me.
3. Do not touch me carelessly.
That was unnecessary but ok.
4. Don't stack food in the fridge.
5. Always buy fruits and vegetables.
6. Clean after you eat.
Your rules are too damn simple.
7. Don't be too loud.
8. Don't ask money from me.
Leafy, you cheapskate.
9. You're sleeping on the couch.
"What."
"Yeah. You'll sleep on the couch, dickhead." Leafy mocks at me, she looks so stern and serious.
"Leafy you have a huge bed. We could fit in there and have enough space for 2 kids." I try to reason with her, hoping she'd understand.
"Don't care. Just be happy I'm letting you stay."
She didn't. What a prick. The couch is cold. Whatever,I can just work my way to the bed anyway.
10. Tell me if you're going to leave.
"As if I would ever leave you.." I mumble.
"What was that?" She asks, it looks like she doesn't know what I'm talking about.
"Nothing."
And like that, we were finally living together.
I guess.
Extra:
Leafy's mind while she was writing rule number 9:
"Firey might do very sketchy stuff. He should sleep in the couch. I don't trust this guy."
Leafy's mind while she wrote rule number 10:
"....Please never leave me again."
"...why am I crying again.."
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