Fandom Imagines and Preferences VI

Eggsy Unwin- Floor (a)

Kingsman One Shot

"So, they really are letting anybody join these days?" A devastating flurry of strikes knocked your pistol from your hand, you looked up to see Eggsy with a cocky grin spread across his face.

"If I had a quid for every time somebody said that, I wouldn't need this job in the first place." He kicked your discarded gun over to you and checked that you were okay for a second round. "Just say if you want to stop, I wouldn't want to end up injuring you." He made sure his Kingsman watch was still centrally aligned across his wrist and smoothed the lapels of his jacket.

"No... I'm fine, thank you. Just tell me when you're ready to go again. Just because I'm new doesn't mean you have to go easy on me." Your matte black pistol gleamed in the fluorescent lights of the newly built Kingsman training room, the imprint of Eggsy's sole adorned the side of the barrel. "How about we switch things up a little." You dusted the scuff away and slipped the pistol into the holster that sat on your hip.

"Okay... I thought I was the teacher here but fine, go for it." He quickly followed suit, sliding his pistol into the holster and assuming a combat stance, unsure of what was to come. "Look mate, I don't know what you think you can throw at me to put me off."

"Get me on the floor."

"I don't know if you think you're the first person to ask me that but if you do, I have a bit of bad news for you." He smirked and smoothed his hair back with a flat hand. "Now come on, be serious. They probably snuck a few cameras in here anyway and let me tell you, we would definitely be premium content."

"Your absolutely hilarious. I am being serious. When I agreed to sign up for this competition you said you'd do everything you could to help me win. This would help me win, so stop complaining and get me on my back."

"Fuck me, this has to be some kind of test right. Tilde, are you watching? You do know that I have a wife?" He looked for what was probably a hidden camera around the room.

"Fortunately for everybody else, unfortunately for you, not everybody is out here trying to find ways into scheming you into sex. I will happily let Tilde take that bullet for humanity."

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Written by Aaron.