Fandom Imagines and Preferences VI

Neil Sutherland- Surprise (a)

The Inbetweeners One Shot

"Neil..." You stepped in front of him, stopping him from wandering through the doors to his own home. With the imbecilic group that you called your peers it had taken weeks to plan a surprise party for Neil and his girlfriend. 'Neil with a girlfriend' you thought to yourself, 'how did they manage one week never mind one year'. "What are you doing? I thought you had a revision session. Aren't you're A-Level's in like a week?" You asked, gazing backwards to make sure there was no way he could peek through the curtains and take sight of the banners and balloons.

"Nah, I don't do A-Levels remember." He said with an absent mind.

"Well aren't your BTEC exams in a week then?" You sighed.

"Yeah." He smiled and grabbed the door handle; his extended digits were met with a quick whip from your fingers. "What was that for?"

"Why aren't you revising for your BTECs then?" You walked him as far away from the door as you could.

"Yasmin phoned me, told me to forget about studying and that she was going to do some proper filthy stuff for our anniversary... She didn't invite you guys too did she?" His expressions only slightly changed from blank to a very mild disgusted. "I think id rather study than be noshed off by you bellends."

"No Neil, Yasmin did not invite us over to come and nosh you off. I don't care whose anniversary it is, I have other things to be doing with my time, don't worry."

"Well do you mind if I..." He tried to push past you but you stood firmly.

"Sorry mate." Jay squeezed through the smallest crack in the door that he could manage. "Yasmin phoned, she said her vag was extra bushy and she'd be an extra hour or too trimming it down for you." Jay shrugged with a cocky smile on his smug face as his phone vibrated from within his pocket. "What do you know, that's her know. Sorry guys need to shoot, and I do mean that in more ways than one."

"Where are you going?" You asked him knowing the amount of work that was still to be done.

"She needs a quick warm up with somebody who actually knows what they're doing... look y/n it's a tough job but it needs to be done." He shrugged and walked off with his jacket swung over his shoulder.

"Ah come on mate! Don't tire her out she said she had some proper kinky shit for me."

"Neil, that wasn't actually her. How have you managed to survive for so long? Just go away and come back later. Don't worry, if Yasmin turns up well point her in your direction."

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Written by Aaron.