Izuku Midoriya X Flirty!Reader: Innocent much?

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Requested by: Xx_Yume_xX
Guys... I'm not the best at flirting please forgive me
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Usually in your twenties, you like to party go to clubs and such. And one night stands aren't for everyone but personally I've always enjoyed them.

Mirai:" Y/N see that cutie over there?"

Y/N:" Which one? Tattoos or Broccoli head?"

Mirai:" Neither. The blonde with a black streak."

Y/N:" That one? He's so-so why?"

Mirai:" I'm gonna buy him a drink."

Y/N:" Go for it. But he might not do six months of holding your hand like Johnny did."

Mirai:" Like I said it's over."

Y/N:" That's what you guys say every damn time."

Without heading my warning she proceeded to buy the blonde a drink. I sighed and took a sip of tequila. As I was minding my own business the broccoli boy I had been eyeing earlier comes over to me.

"Um, hi! I-I was wondering if you would accept this?"

He handed me a 20 and I looked at him.

Y/N:" What for? There has to be a catch? What you want head?"

"H-Head?"

I choked on the tequila I had taken a sip of before he stuttered. This man was probably as old as me or older and yet he didn't know what in the hell head meant?!

Y/N:" Y-You're joking, right?"

"No."

Y/N:" Oh God your innocent."

"I get told that a lot ehehe."

Y/N:" Hmm, and I thought I would go home with tattoos tonight."

I leaned in and smirked.

Y/N:" But it seems that someone needs my help"

"H-Help."

His freckles were red and he began to look at my chest as it was wide open for viewing. He pushed me back and took off his sweater. He handed it to me.

"M-Ma'am please. While I find you very attractive I-I do not plan to sleep with anyone without feeling or mutual consent!"

Y/N:" Pfft- hahahahaha!"

"Why are you laughing."

Y/N:" Sorry, Sorry your just so cute! Anyhow, Keep the 20. By the way here's my number if you ever want to lose your innocence, mind-wise, call or text me cutie."

I handed him back his sweater and winked at him going off in the direction of tattoos.

Midoriya's P. O. V
As the girl walked off I watched her. She went in the direction of a man that had been standing near me. She laughed, her curls bounced, her eyes closed, her ears going up slightly. She put her arms around the man and he tightly grabbed her waist. Their lips touched and she looked in my direction and smirked. She took the man by the collar of his shirt and they headed to the restroom.
Why was she so... sexy?
I sat there wondering what to do.

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