Kevin the Murderer

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The day begins with Kevin preparing for the school day, during which he is supposed to go on a field trip to the chocolate factory. But his day quickly turns sour, Santa's Little Helper eats his homework, and he misses the school bus and arrives late for school. During recess, he rips his pants, and finally, he realizes he forgot his permission slip for the field trip, and is forced to spend the day at the school with the principal.

On his way home from school, he wipes out skateboarding in front of a local mafia hangout, and meets the St. Boniface Mafia Don, Fat Tony. After picking a winning horse for him, they tell him to mix drinks for them. Kevin reads in a chart how to make a Manhattan, and makes Legs a "superb" one, so they hire him as their bartender.

Not knowing that his new boss is a mobster, Kevin begins to unwittingly help Fat Tony, accepts a gift from him, and even hides a stolen cigarette shipment in his bedroom, in fact Paul, Grady, Ed, Fran, Bill, Mick, Roy, Fred and Karl confiscated the cigarettes after Nolan incorrectly told Kevin to smoke and Mick told both of them to stop. After they leave, Mick told Kevin that he's grounded for not smoking for a week.

Kevin and the Mafia went to the old house who were currently constructed. All of Nolan's cousins had punched the Mafias, and Kevin finally saves a day, and was being a hero.

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