The Book of Randomness

The Conversation

(This little bit was inspired by this conversation I had with PrinceJai . I hope you enjoy it!)
-Happens right after seeing trailer for the the new episode of Star Wars Rebels-

Aura: *slams fist on table* "I DEMAND TO KNOW WHAT HAPPENS NEXT!!!"

Ezra: "I don't understand what you guys are so worked up about. I'm in the episode, not you guys." *rolls eyes*

Aura: *grabs fistful of his vest and shakes him* "TELL. ME. WHAT. HAPPENS!!!"

Jai: "YES, TELL US!!!"

Ezra: "I can't, it's a secret."

Katniss: "Tell." *points arrow at Ezra*

Me: "Katniss?!? What the frip are you doing here?"

Katniss: "I had business to take care of. Serious fangirl biz."
(I'm facepalming at my own weirdness.)

Green Arrow: *also aims arrow at Ezra* "Tell the ladies kid or it's gonna get ugly."

PrinceJai: "Ohhhh, Green Arrow..." *starry eyes*

Ezra: "I can't tell you cause I don't remember what happens!"

Me: "What do you mean you don't remember what happens?!?"

Randy: "You can thank the ninja-nomicon for that." *smiles sheepishly*

PrinceJai: *crosses arms* "Excuses!"

Randy: "It's true! He accidentally shlooped into the nomicon and mind-wiped himself!"

Ezra: "Yeah, what he said." *rubs head*

Me: "I dunno..."

Aura: "Tell. Us." *gives Ezra and Randy a death glare*

Green Arrow: *points at Randy* "If you know what happened to him then you must also know what happens in the next episode!"

PrinceJai: "Yeeeeeeeeah."

Jai: "TELL US MAN!"

Randy: *puts hands up* "I DON'T KNOW WHAT HAPPENS EITHER!!!"

Green Arrow, PrinceJai, and Jai: "Riiiiiiiight..."

Randy: "I SWEAR!!!"

Katniss: "Not buyin' it." *raises arrow again*

Randy: *screams and puts ninja mask on*

Ezra: "Wait! I remember what happens!"

Everyone: "WHAT?!?!?"

Ezra: "Not telling. Tehe!" *giggles and runs away*

Aura: "GET HIM!!!"

Everyone: *chases Ezra*

THE RANDOM END...