The Book of Randomness

Something my friends and I wrote...

If Tris fell from the ferris wheel:PIE IS AMAIGNINGINIGNSINGIWE and ptoato

Tris's POV I HAVEAMHAVE FALLEN HELP ME BLAHBLAHBLAH (Tobias sits on the ground eating a 5 course meal*)

I can feel myself slipping. I grip what I can of the railing,wait,I AM STILL ALIVE,LOL,LET ME TAKE AN SELFIE BEFORE I DIE,THERE,POSTED ON INSTAGRAM,LOL THE DAUGHTLESS ARE LIKE,"GOOD JOB TRIS AND STUFF",BUT THE ERUDITE ARE LIKE"MAN,HOW IS SHE HOLDING THE PHONE WHEN THE WIND SPEEP IS LIKE 20 MPH" AND THE CANDOR ARE LIKE"True daughntless" WHILE AMITY ARE LIKE"LOL,UNLOVING HIPPE DIE!!! but the abnegation are tweeting"that girl was from here,she real selfish to take selfies without someone else"but i have bigger problems,, my fingers turning reddish purple from effort. Im going to fall, splatter on the ground, die, and there's nothing I can do about it.

"Four," I cry, looking over my shoulder. "Help me!" The wind blows, shifting me off balance. I shriek as my hand slips, leaving me hanging by four fingers. Desperately, I thrust my hand up, trying to reach the rail. I can hear Four drop from the rail to the platform below him. He reaches the ladder, his sneaker squeaking against the the rungs.

"Hold on," he says, looking up at me. "I have an idea." He continues to climb down, the bolts keeping the ladder in place shuddering at every step. For a second, I fear for him. What if the bolts come loose and he falls? But then, my fear comes true. I see a bolt come loose and a pelican comes and takes the bolt. I scream, "Four!" He looks up but it's too late; the ladder starts to fall. His eyes meet mine for a brief second. Then a pelican comes and knocks Four on the head and he falls to his death, screaming on the way down. I don't see him though... But now I fear for my life as the Ferris wheel starts to come loose. The rung I am holding on has a weird feeling like it is going to break apart. I hope it doesn't but then the rung comes loose and I go down with it. I scream as loud as I can as I fall to my death. I land on the ground,with a HUGE CRACK. Wait, I see Tobias?!? WAIT, I AM ALIVE? Turning my head, I see Tobias having a 5 course meal on a fancy dinner table. I scream for him to help me but a car from the Ferris wheel bears down on me before he can get there.

NOW I AM A GHOST THAT WILL HAUNT THE ALIENS OF

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Other ending.

Tris's POV

He jumps off but he misses something and he falls to his death. I go 'lol' I actually had a jetpack. I put my jetpack on and throw myself off the Ferris wheel. Im still falling. Why won't it turn on? I let out a shriek before I splatter on the sidewalk.

Four's POV

I can see Tris lying on the ground, her limbs bent at unnatural angles. Running up to her, I can see she is still alive. PSYCH!! But then she stops breathing. She is dead, but why is she moving? She turns her head. SHES A ZOMBIE! I run as fast as I can away from her, but she limps along. She makes a strange growling noise. Tris trips on a stick, and I give a sigh of relief. But she stands back up. I tripped on a pebble, and she got me. I am now a zombie. This is fun. I am chase Eric as fast as I can, but my slow zombie characteristics let him outrun me. I feel like I will never catch him. Just as we are out of reach, he trips too so we get him and he becomes a zombie. We scream: "THIS IS IT!!!! THE APOCALYPSE!!!!" But just as we start having a happy zombie party a zombie hunter comes so we are all now ghosts haunting the Dauntless base. FOREVER!!!