Me: *stares at you while eating a bowl of applesauce*
You guys: *stare back*
Me: *eats another spoonful*
You guys: *watches*
Me: *pulls out a knife while eating applesauce*
You guys: "Uhhh..." *look at the knife*
Me: *gets up still eating some applesauce*
You guys: *back up slowly*
Me: *approaches you with knife still eating the applesauce*
You guys: *back up into a wall and start screaming* "AHHHH!!!! KNIFE!!!"
Me: *stops in front of you guys and holds up knife and bowl*
You guys: "D-don't hurt us!"
Me: *uses knife to poke a hole in the bowl and then dumps applesauce all over you*
You guys: "........"
Me: "APPLESAUCE!!!!!!!!"
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The Book of Randomness
DiversosThis is just a bunch of random stuff that: 1. Makes me mad 2. Makes me laugh 3. And just random stuff in general
