Attacking those who hate glue part two

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Previously...

My Friend: "HEY JENNA'S HERE!!!"

Jenna: "WHATS THE GLUEMERGENCY?!?!"

Now...

Me: "THAT GUY KILLED A GLUESTICK!!!" *points to the Person*

Bob: "And we need a ride to the glue company."

Jenna: *looks at the bike* "That old gluecylce won't fit us all. C'mon, we'll have to walk."

Me: "Uh, ok then." *follows Jenna along with everyone else*

Five minutes later...

Bob: "ARE WE THERE YET?!? MY FEET HURT!!!"

My Friend: *groans* "We shoulda taken the gluecycle...!"

Me: "Agreed."

My Friend: *sits on a random bench that just happened to be there* "We've only been walking for a few minutes and we aren't even close to the company."

Me: "I knoooooow...!" *plops down next to her*

Bob: *starts nudging me* "SCOOT OVER."

Person: "I hate life..."

Jenna: "You mean glue... TRAITOR."

Person: *facepalms*

My Friend: "Haha good one!"

Me: *scoots over and let's Bob sit*

Bob: "FINALLY!!!"

Jenna: "Ok, quick rest up and then we're leaving."

Bob: *kicks his legs* "Ok."

My Friend: "So, what do we do with him?" *points to the person who threw out the gluestick*

Me: "WE THROW HIM IN THE HOT GLUE PIT!!! HAHAHAHAHA!!!"

Bob: *shrugs*

My Friend: *taps her chin* "I've got a better idea. Why don't we make him sign a contract that he has to say glue in every sentence?"

Jenna: "Not bad. Do it."

Me: "Might as well..." *takes out a pen and paper*

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Ok, so that's part two. I'll have part three out soon. PEACE OUT GIRL SCOUT!!!"

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