Previously...
My Friend: "HEY JENNA'S HERE!!!"
Jenna: "WHATS THE GLUEMERGENCY?!?!"
Now...
Me: "THAT GUY KILLED A GLUESTICK!!!" *points to the Person*
Bob: "And we need a ride to the glue company."
Jenna: *looks at the bike* "That old gluecylce won't fit us all. C'mon, we'll have to walk."
Me: "Uh, ok then." *follows Jenna along with everyone else*
Five minutes later...
Bob: "ARE WE THERE YET?!? MY FEET HURT!!!"
My Friend: *groans* "We shoulda taken the gluecycle...!"
Me: "Agreed."
My Friend: *sits on a random bench that just happened to be there* "We've only been walking for a few minutes and we aren't even close to the company."
Me: "I knoooooow...!" *plops down next to her*
Bob: *starts nudging me* "SCOOT OVER."
Person: "I hate life..."
Jenna: "You mean glue... TRAITOR."
Person: *facepalms*
My Friend: "Haha good one!"
Me: *scoots over and let's Bob sit*
Bob: "FINALLY!!!"
Jenna: "Ok, quick rest up and then we're leaving."
Bob: *kicks his legs* "Ok."
My Friend: "So, what do we do with him?" *points to the person who threw out the gluestick*
Me: "WE THROW HIM IN THE HOT GLUE PIT!!! HAHAHAHAHA!!!"
Bob: *shrugs*
My Friend: *taps her chin* "I've got a better idea. Why don't we make him sign a contract that he has to say glue in every sentence?"
Jenna: "Not bad. Do it."
Me: "Might as well..." *takes out a pen and paper*
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Ok, so that's part two. I'll have part three out soon. PEACE OUT GIRL SCOUT!!!"
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The Book of Randomness
RandomThis is just a bunch of random stuff that: 1. Makes me mad 2. Makes me laugh 3. And just random stuff in general