The Book of Randomness

The Magical Portal II: Part Two

Now where were we? Oh yeah...

Both of us: *keep screaming as the ground gets closer*

Me: "THIS IS ALL YOUR FAULT!"

Bob: "WHAT?!?! HOW IS THIS MY FAULT?!?"

Me: *crosses arms while still falling* "Because if you never pounced on me in the first place, we woulda never fallen down here!"

Bob: "Well, it's your fault for not giving me the jar when I asked for it, therefor, it's your fault."

Me: "Why you little-"

Both of us: *start arguing again*

Bob: *stops arguing for a sec* "Wait, when are we gonna reach ground?"

Me: *looks down* "Uh... I don't know actually. Didn't Sabine say Ezra was down here?"

Bob: "Yeah..."

Both of us: *look at each other, then the ground, back at each other, then the ground again* "EZRA!!!!!"

Ezra: *yells from the bottom* "Who's there?!?!"

Me: "ITS US!!!"

Ezra: "Us who? I don't know anyone who goes by the name 'Us'."

Bob: "It's us you twat! Bob and Aloha? Remember?" *shouts*

Ezra: *makes 'ohhhh' face* "Right, now I remember."

Me: "Um, Ezra? When are we gonna stop falling?" *tries looking for him*

Ezra: *taps a finger on his chin* "In like another 10 seconds, give or take 30 feet from the ground."

Bob: "What?!?! We're gonna die! This is the end, this is-"

Me: "You don't have any bones Bob." *rolls eyes*

Bob: "Oh yeah. I guess I forgot. You on the other hand have bones so....."

Me: "Oh no."

To be continued... Again.