The Book of Randomness

Attacking those who hate glue

Ok... So this is technically just what happened after I watched Jenna Marbles video "Everything is Glue". The pic at the top/side is me, Bob, and my friend attacking the traitor who threw a gluestick out. You are gluesticks, everything are gluesticks do throwing out your kind is being a traitor. ENJOY!!!
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Me: "WE ARE THE GLUE PROTECTORS!!!! FEEL OUR WRATH SCUM!!!"

My Friend: "Uh, sure." *grabs shovel* "We must kill all who don't believe in glue."

Me: "Agreed." *grabs an axe covered in glue* "ONWARD!!!"

My Friend: *grabs a hold of Bob* "C'mon little guy... I mean glue."

Bob: *giggles* "YAY IM GLUUUUUEEEEE!!!"

Me: "Now let's see, hmmm... Over there!" *points to a guy throwing out a gluestick*

My Friend: "ONWARD." *pounces on the person*

Person: "AH WHAT THE HECK?!?!" *tries shoving her off*

Me: "GLUE ARE NOW GOING TO BE KILLED FOR TREASON!"

Person: "Treason of what?!?"

Bob: *puffs out his tiny chest* "FOR KILLING THAT GLUESTICK!!!"

My Friend: *hops off the person and gets out her phone* "Jenna, we might need more help then suspected."

Jenna: *over the phone* Gotcha, on my way now. *hangs up*

Me: "Glue should be very scared. The boss is coming...!" *wriggles fingers*

Person: *gulps*

Bob: "So, now what?"

My Friend: "We need to go that way!" *points to glue company* "We might need their help too."

Me: "Ok, let's go." *grabs Bob and the Person by the arm*

My Friend: *walks a little then stops* "It's a lot farther than it looks wow..."

Me: "Then let's take the gluecylce." *points to motorcycle*

My Friend: "HEY JENNA'S HERE!!!"

Jenna: "WHATS THE GLUEMERGENCY?!?!"

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Ok, so I'm gonna leave it off at that right now cause I gotta turn my iPad off for some unknown reason (My mom said... >:P) and I don't wanna get my iPad taken away so... Tune in tomorrow (or later if I'm sneaky enough... *wriggles eyebrows*) for the next part of this. PEACE OUT GIRL SCOUT!!!