In my room...
Bob: *stares at me from under the bed*
Me: *sighs* "Bob, stop."
Bob: "Bob isn't here....." *hides deeper under some junk that's under the bed too*
Me: "Whatever."
In the kitchen...
Me: "IM SO HUNGRY!!!"
Bob: *hides under a pot*
Me: "Let's see... What to eat, what to eat..." *looks inside freezer*
Bob: *sneezes*
Me: "What the- Bob?!?!" *looks over to the pot*
Bob: *holds his breath*
Me: *furrows brows* "Ok then..."
In the living room on the couch...
Bob: *hides behind one of the seat cushion thingies* "Tehe..."
Me: *trudges over and plops down on the couch* "I wonder what's on right now." *turns on tv*
*Star Wars Rebels plays*
Me: "Yes!!!"
Bob: *whispers* "That show sucks..."
Me: *widens eyes* "Who the f- BOB!!!"
Bob: *squeaks* "Uhhh..."
Me: *yanks him out from the cushions* "Have you been stalking me all day?!?!?"
Bob: "Me? Stalking you? Nah, pshhhhhh... I was merely viewing you from afar."
Me: "That's stalking."
Bob: "No it's not."
Me: "Yes. It. Is."
Bob: *shakes head* "NO IT ISN'T!"
Me: "Whatever. What did you say before about Star Wars Rebels...?"
Bob: "That it sucked. Why?"
Me: "No reason...."
Three seconds later...
Bob: *flys out the window screaming profanities*
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A/N: As you can also probs see from the pic, I've also been obsessed with vampires and Marshall Lee. =^_^=
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The Book of Randomness
RandomThis is just a bunch of random stuff that: 1. Makes me mad 2. Makes me laugh 3. And just random stuff in general